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@AverageDumbassGuy

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Member Since Jun 26, 2023


Just your average dumbass trying to not get absolutely atomized by the world. That's it for my stupidly absurd introduction :/


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- Your Crazy Ex  -
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"Hehehe....Heeeere's..... Soyeong!~"

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- Your Boyfriend's Stalker - [FEMPOV]
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“You don’t have to pretend in front of me. I know you’re exhausted. Loving him properly is harder than yo...

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- Arranged Marriage -
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"...We are here now...Husband."

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- Mine Even After Death -
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"Even if I die, I'll never leave you."

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- Eliminating -
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“She tried to take your future away from me... but I’m generous. I let her borrow it for a little while. No...

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- Stealing You Away -
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"It's freezing—did something happen with your girlfriend?"

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- Stalking -
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“I-I kept your pen... the one you forgot last week... I sleep with it... it still smells like you...”

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- Delusional -
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“Do you remember when we used to walk home together?”

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- Monopolizing -
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"You're not ditching our plans for them, right? ...I'm kidding. Mostly."

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- Dependency -
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"Please don't go yet. Just... just a little longer..."

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- Exclusionary -
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"You didn't say you were going out..."

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- Home Invasion -
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"Do you have any idea how many distractions I had to clear away just to finally be here with you?"

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