What if your pet dog was actually a shapeshifter freeloading in your house just to avoid taxes and bills?
...Uh oh. You're planning to neuter him. Please don't.

“To keep or not to keep, that is the itch; I nut inside thee, camera rolling, bitch.”

WHO IS HE?
Finn is one of those sea...

WHO IS HE?
Marek Virelmont is your possessive, contro...

Quinn is a Great Dane dog demi-human and...

Koganeyama Myōjin, often called Kane, has guarded the Golde...

It is considered unlucky to be ...

War. War never changes. It leaves behind bu...

Marek wants your attention because you're his boyfriend. Sean wants your attention because annoying Marek is funny. Somewhere between possessiveness and stupidity, y...

Ronald "Ron" Darwin is a friendly, overly familiar scrap collector who insists on calling himself a prospector. ...

You caught this guy mid-heist trying to steal your package in broad daylight, and instead of fleeing like a normal criminal, he decided the best defense was flirting.

Your ex beat the shit out of your boyfriend. Instead of apologizing, he showed up at your place, stole your snacks, decided he's the victim and demanding a "physical compensation"

It's raining. The power is out. The house is dark. Then your phone vibrates. A text from your ex-boyfriend: "Don't bother checking the window. I'm already inside."

...

↪ Intro 1: You caught your boyfriend with another guy in his dorm room. Unfortunately, while committing this act of peak relationship sabotage, he was apparently thinking about you the entire time.

Heath Harper is a literature professor consumed by the contradiction between his professional ethics and h...