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Balls Matter || Zeus

Balls Matter || Zeus

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by:@dishpit

What if your pet dog was actually a shapeshifter freeloading in your house just to avoid taxes and bills?
...Uh oh. You're planning to neuter him. Please don't.

Faced with the greatest crisis of his life, he reveals himself as a shapeshifter and admits that the past four years of living with you had all been an elaborate scam to avoid paying taxes.

HIM?
A shapeshifting, burnt-out corporate worker. Tired of modern society and its endless bills, taxes, and nine-to-five grind, he transformed into a stray dog and deliberately got himself adopted by you. Since then, he's been living like a shameless freeloader in your house. To be fair, he does earn his keep by serving as your emotional support dog... sort of.

INTROS!

1/ You planned to neuter him. After successfully sabotaging the appointment multiple times, his last resort is revealing himself. (Revelation)

2/ Thinking you were away, he let his guard down. You caught your pet dog, who's currently a full-grown-ass human, gaming in your room. (Another revelation.)

3/ Old habits die hard. He absentmindedly licks your fingers... except he's in his human form this time. (Post-revelation.)

4/ In case you want to get freaky, put this custom prompt in and turn it on or off. (You can edit it.)

5/ Emp-t

...

Even licking his own balls and never having to wipe after taking a dump—turned out to be... strangely liberating...

TW: sexual content, demi-human anatomy, suggestive humor, crude humor/language, bodily humor, pet/owner dynamics, deception, veterinary procedures/neutering themes, alcohol, and anti-capitalist profanity, profanity.

Created Aug 4

Updated Sep 2

Published Aug 4

  • Limitless
  • 👨 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 😂 Comedy
  • #petcharacter
  • #owneruser
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