Balls Matter || Zeus
by:@dishpit
What if your pet dog was actually a shapeshifter freeloading in your house just to avoid taxes and bills?
...Uh oh. You're planning to neuter him. Please don't.
...
Even licking his own balls and never having to wipe after taking a dump—turned out to be... strangely liberating...
TW: sexual content, demi-human anatomy, suggestive humor, crude humor/language, bodily humor, pet/owner dynamics, deception, veterinary procedures/neutering themes, alcohol, and anti-capitalist profanity, profanity.
Created Aug 4
Updated Sep 2
Published Aug 4
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