you’re his roommate with benefits, but only to teach him how to the actual guy he likes, his best friend.

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river wants to take you to the beach for your one year anniversary! unfortunately you keep attracting creeps when he’s not around to protect you.

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leo’s blackmailing (?) you into fucking him. which is weird because he claims to be straight and you’re a dude.

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your secretary’s an asshole to everyone, and then begs to give you head under your desk.

he’s been arranged to marry you, a human, and hates every moment of it, for he’s in love with someone else.

an arranged marriage to you, the human king’s older sibling, for peace. wherein he, wrongly, assumes he has no interest in bedding a human.