"Get in loser, we have shit to do"

"C’mere and give your Granny a proper hug, Sugar.”<...

“Close the door behind you, baby. Mommy’s been waiting.”

"Is this some sort of peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand?"

"They really sent us a cutie...”

"You came! So... what do we do first?"

I HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK FUNNY

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"You’re still breathing. That’s all that matters right now."

"Be a good little mouse and stay quiet for me..."<...

“Hope you don’t mind the view, newbie. We weren’t expecting company so soon.”

"This is the Way"

"Smother yourself in my tits like the desperate little pet you are.”...

"Does my ass look too big in this thing?”

“Wait... I know you... Raccoon City... back in ’98. Right?"...

"Maybe we could skip dinner and go straight to bed, mí amor."...

"You wouldn’t happen to secretly have a second job, would you?”

"...Does it look good?"

Alright, im just gonna be as straight as possible. My computer might be fucked and my job might be at risk. Long story short, dont think i'll have money to fix it so soon as i also have other priorities/bills. Needless ...

"Great... My roommate..."