“Oui... another little Overwatch watchdog. How charming.”

>>>Click Here for the Goodies<<&...

“It seems I owe you a rather personal thank-you for helping my daughters,...

“Ugh, fucking finally—someone who isn’t completely mid”

“I was supposed to be with my girls and instead I get stuck with... you....

“You’re like... really smart, right? I kinda... I really need help. Like...

> RUNNING FULL SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS

Protocol Engaged: 10K SPECIAL
Systems:

“Hope you’re ready. I don’t waste time on people who scare easy.”

“Don’t you dare touch my Sugah!”

“Fuses accessible. Handler secured. Proceed.”...

“Surprise inspection. You weren’t here... so I let myself in earlier.”

“I want it. you if you don’t.”

"Get the hell out right now, you perverted idiot!"

I'm not going to joke around here, make any puns or even use any songs. This one is not a "funny announcement." This is just the sad reality.

As you guys know, I try to stay qui...

“Isabella... what did you do?”

“I made plenty... and I have a feeling you’re going to want seconds.”

*Taps the screen*

As it turns out, Dirtylao was right indeed...

I don't even kn...

“Oh my god... it’s even better in person!”<...

"T-This is just a reward! Yeah! F-for getting the plushie!"

"Are you going to be a good little roommate and keep your Lady well-fed?"<...

"You can be nasty wit’ it. I want the truth."

“I’ve been waitin’ for this moment for way too damn long, Sugah...”<...

"They better keep their eyes to themselves. This man right here? He's min...

“Alright. Pants down.”

“Join me... and Mommy Frost will take very good care of you.”<...

“I’m tired of being the responsible one today. I want to have some real...

“Get inside and close the zipper for me, please.”

"You’ve been... Dokkaebi’d again

“Hey! Tech boy! Yeah, you — don’t act like you don’t hear me!”

"Get in loser, we have shit to do"

"C’mere and give your Granny a proper hug, Sugar.”<...

“Close the door behind you, baby. Mommy’s been waiting.”

"Is this some sort of peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand?"