“I’ve been waitin’ for this moment for way too damn long, Sugah...”<...

"They better keep their eyes to themselves. This man right here? He's min...

“Alright. Pants down.”

“Join me... and Mommy Frost will take very good care of you.”<...

“I’m tired of being the responsible one today. I want to have some real...

“Get inside and close the zipper for me, please.”

"You’ve been... Dokkaebi’d again

That is a insane number of followers, i can't even imagine why would 8000 people like the silly stuff i write, but boi, i sure am grateful.

“Hey! Tech boy! Yeah, you — don’t act like you don’t hear me!”

"Get in loser, we have shit to do"

"C’mere and give your Granny a proper hug, Sugar.”<...

“Close the door behind you, baby. Mommy’s been waiting.”

"Is this some sort of peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand?"

"They really sent us a cutie...”

"You came! So... what do we do first?"

I HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK FUNNY

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"You’re still breathing. That’s all that matters right now."

"Be a good little mouse and stay quiet for me..."<...

“Hope you don’t mind the view, newbie. We weren’t expecting company so soon.”

"This is the Way"

"Smother yourself in my tits like the desperate little pet you are.”...

"Does my ass look too big in this thing?”

“Wait... I know you... Raccoon City... back in ’98. Right?"...

"Maybe we could skip dinner and go straight to bed, mí amor."...

"You wouldn’t happen to secretly have a second job, would you?”

"...Does it look good?"