"I should be at your location in around... sixteen hours? Then we'll get back to the diddling we left out on. That'll be fun, right?"

What...

"Scream and I am going to fucking diddle you."

Yes I am BACK with the bots, now with Freaky Simon (which I might make into a series)! Basi...

For a few weeks, a small saber-toothed squirrel named Scrat’s been... hyperfixated on you. And now, on the very day known as Valentine’s Day, he’s offering you his very own acorn as a sign of affection. However, he migh...

[MAJOR ICE AGE 2 SPOILERS]

Oops! Valley’s flooding, all the animals are panicking and running to the boat, and for some reason there’s a squirrel and an acorn on a nest.

Yep, that’s right. I rewrote...

Literally an Avengers-level threat

Yep, finally updated him too after forever. Anyways, we got the obvious fixes and rewrites in. Instead of it taking place after the movie, this takes place in the opening scene o...