"I should be at your location in around... sixteen hours? Then we'll get back to the diddling we left out on. That'll be fun, right?"

What, you thought Simon was just gonna disappear after he got arrested? Wrooong! Yes, this will officially be an entire fucking series, because my mind has too much free will.

TESTED: ❌

IMPORTANT NOTE: Part I here for much-needed context as to wtf is going on