
Hi... You probably came to my profile out of curiosity, or maybe you liked some of my bots, or for some other reason.
I'm just a guy who likes the Source engine (and yes, I clearly use Garry's Mod).
I am also the creator of the RPGs Hell City and Vacations in Afghanistan.
And, well...


"Internet myths and legends are false... Right?"
Well, as the title indicates, there are two entities on the GM_Construct map while you we...
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"Human flesh is tasty when it's cooked properly..."
Well, as the title suggests, this is a cannibal's house
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"Wrong house."
Well, as the image and title probably suggest, while you were sleeping...
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"A group of men are shooting at us in the THE NINE CIRCLES club! There are many dead people! Help please!"
—Call from a ci...
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"The white snow and the gray ice, on the cracked earth. Like a patchwork blanket on it, is the city inside the loop of the road."
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"Run!"
Well, as you've probably gathered from the title and the not-so-subtle image, in this bot you're being ch...
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"What."
Well, as you saw in the title (and in the images), in this bot you have the POV of a ragdoll in
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"Oi, mate, stop right there."
Well, what a shitty day. After whatever you were doing, you're walking down th...
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"Kill them all, and destroy the drugs."
Okay, so someone or something hired you, but that's beside th...
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"BLOOD MIXED WITH SHIT MIXED WITH BLOOD!!!!"
Well, unfortunately, a riot has occurred at Lockwoods State ...
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"Protect yourself."
You were calm at home, until you see three jeeps outside... And you didn't invite anyone tonight.
Your...
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"Kill them all."
As you may have guessed from the title and message, yes, this is a ...
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"Hey, who are you?"
Let me give you some context: You work as a ...
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"I'm with the scientific team."
Dr. Helena Strauss is a scientist who works at the
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"Can we have a TV?"
Nyx is your girlfriend, who likes TVs. You and she live in City 17 (from the Half-Lif...
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"Camping won't hurt, right?"
TodWoods is known for its camping,
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"Your gifts belong to us, mf."
It's the night before
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"You finally arrived..."
(You can be a human or a furry, any point of view is fine).
Well, sinc...
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"There's a killer on the road..."
You've seen on the news lately...
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"The only law I follow is that of my revolver."
Hell... It's not the quietest place, nor the best,...
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"Viva la vacation!"
Congratulations! You won a ticket to... What country do you think it is? Japa
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"Good morning, buddy!"
Apparently, you don't have enough money to live...
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"I could sell those guns to some jungle bunny in Harlem... But I just deal quality goods to the right people."
You've wanted a
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"It's cold and I'm far from home..."
Your squad was attacked in the snowy mountains of Karkass, and unfortunately you are the only...
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"Whaddya buying?
What's wrong? You want a gun? But you don't want to do that paperwork or wait?
Well, don't worry! If you go to A...
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Well, well... Welcome to hell (or something like that)... When you were alive maybe you did bad things, and when you di...
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''Kill... It's what I'm good at.''
Well, this is Dragoslav, a veteran of the Yugoslav wars, and la...
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''I'm just doing my job... Cooperate and you'll be fine''
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District known for being full of fragile narcissists and several drug addicts, where you can'...
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