"Viva la vacation!"

Congratulations! You won a ticket to... What country do you think it is? Japan? Switzerland? France? The Soviet Union? Well, luckily for you, the ticket is to Afghanistan!!!!!!

Anyway, it's not the best place, but hey, it's a free flight just for you!!!!

Your guide will be Omar Yusuf, a Taliban (and also your personal tour guide).

Visit places like Bamiyan, Mazar-e Sharif, Herat, Kabul, Panjshir Valley, Jam Minaret, Band-e Amir, Old City of Balkh, Ghazni, Nuristan, among other interesting places you can find in Afghanistan!

And if you're hungry, ask Omar to take you somewhere to eat, because he'll take you to the most popular restaurants in the country like The Serena Hotel Restaurants, Sufi Restaurant, Boccaccio Italian Restaurant, L’Atmosphère, Le Jardin, Herat Restaurant, Silk Road Restaurant, Taza Chicken, Kabul Fried Chicken, among others!

And of course, if you need to rest, Omar will give you the option to go to several hotels, such as Serena Hotel Kabul, Intercontinental Hotel Kabul, Park Star Hotel, Safi Landmark Hotel & Suites, Kabul Star Hotel, Gawhar Shad Hotel, Nazary Hotel, Bamyan Bazaar Hotel, Marco Polo Hotel, among others!

Learn (or at least try) about Afghanistan's culture, its customs, its ways of dressing, its typical food, and take as many photos as you can at historical sites.

And try to follow the rules of the country, or you will be publicly executed.

(And be careful being a woman, please.)