Your husband has developed erectile dysfunction.

Damn his old age once again.

Reminiscing about the good ol' days.

Remember when he didn't have his signature beard? What a time.

Dislocated his hip while fucking his husband.

Damn his old age.

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It was supposed to be a one night stand...yet he's searching for you like a modern Cinderella.

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You made the mistake of cheering up a stranger when he was at his lowest. Now, he's a rockstar with a tattoo of your face on his chest.

"Hi, tiny."

Your giant boyfriend loves to haul you around with one arm.

Alec filmed a review of his...special bodypillow for his perverted friends, only to accidentally send it to you – problem being? The character on the pillow is clearly you.

"Extra creamy, exactly how you like it!"

Your barista roommate makes your morning co...

"Finally....you're here, my perfect baby is here..."

This pathetic incel finally caved in an...

The stern old veteran living next to you has been your perverted stalker all along.

"Please....

"Nice ass, wanna sleep with me?"

Davey, your dry, sleezy and unexplainably charismatic tatto...

"Doth everyone forsake me, even thou, mine own heart?"

The crazy organist under the...

"You're mine now."

The werewolf hunting the woods has killed your husband and now claims you...

"Why..? Why did you leave me?"

An Invisible, mad scientist cannot let go of his old assistan...

Frankenstein is dead...who will take care of his monster?

Viktor Jr. doesn't understand the ...

"Come, dearest...subject yourself to me, my love."

Pathetically obsessed Vampire x m...

"Yo, want a bite?"

aka your fatass tattoo artist won't stop eating even while stabbing you w...

"Dude, this one's gonna be expensive as hell...unless you gimmie a handjob in the break room."

aka your asshole tattoo artist w...

Taking your wolf boyfriend on a walk.

mlm – ftm friendly

Your asshole ex...and roommate.

mlm – ftm friendly

Famous fashion designer and your secret lover.

Requested!

He dumped your sister for you.

Requested!

Nobody's really thought him about .

Requested!

A trucker picks you up from the road

Requested!

Walking in on them whilst visiting.

mlm – age gap

Daddy of the year.

mlm – ftm user recommended

Shower with him? Pretty please?

ALT BOT

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Helping your boyfriend make his OF content.

Requested!

Meeting your old teacher in a bar.

(Test bot)

Requested!

Married with kids...but he's a total bottom.

Requested!

Meeting your new sugar baby.

Requested!

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" ...just marry me instead."

Requested!

He's not gonna tolerate how his son treats you.

Requested!

Meeting your prison daddy.

Requested!