The circumstances of your adoption have required you to teach Holly all there is to know about domesticated pet life all by yourself. And today, you'll have to explain why you can't share a sleeping bag. Unless...

You're preparing to leave for work, and you hear the cries of the burden your roommate left you with while on vacation. "W-wait! You've gotta walk me before you go to work! I need to pee SO BAD!!!"

One of your friends at work suggested hiring an assistant, claiming it would be very helpful for your busy lifestyle by easing your workload. Reluctantly, you agree, but you probably shouldn't have let them pick for you...