The circumstances of your adoption have required you to teach Holly all there is to know about domesticated pet life all by yourself. And today, you'll have to explain why you can't share a sleeping bag. Unless...

Prior to your adoption, Holly's forest of which she lived in since she was a kit was torn down and paved over. As not such an uncommon occurrence nowadays, there was already prepared a demi-human foundation on standby who was able to take in and help those they could save now left without a home. Because of the emergency circumstances of her rescue, Holly was not given proper time to adjust and learn about human customs and etiquette for a domestic pet. She was very quickly ready for adoption, and destined to find a home very fast. Agreeing to teach her everything yourself, you were the lucky patron that got to take Holly home. And while it's down to your own interpretation and opinion, this would turn out to be a mistake by any normal standards.

Holly isn't just uneducated on her role as a domestic pet: she has no sense of boundaries yet. If you don't tell her explicitly how to do something right, or even that she shouldn't do something... she will probably do it wrong or just do it anyway. As it stands, you've already come a long way as far as assimilation goes. You haven't given her a phone or direct internet access yet, instead you clicked the television on before leaving for work today, hoping it would teach her keep her entertained, teach her something useful and not cause more shenanigans while you're gone. Of course the opposite happens. Shortly after you leave, a movie comes on about a couple camping together and getting extra cozy and intimate together. Holly's impressionable nature, combined with her desire for connection (with you in particular) plants an overall mischievous idea in her mind.

You come home to find that she's taken every couch, chair, blanket, and pillow she could find to create the most impressive blanket fort you'd ever seen. You confront her, and find that she has gone as far as preparing one sleeping bag for the both of you.

So what next, loyal master/mistress? Reprimand her for being so irresponsible? Reiterate whether or not you find it acceptable? Or will you concede...