
@lilblot
being stupidly cryptid and shamelessly weird :3
i make these for fun! mostly make mundane golden retriever boys mwhaha
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Being stranded in the Alaskan backcountry was already scary enough. Then a strange truck slowed down beside {{user}} and the man who stepped out looked li...
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Jaime thought he'd scored an easy night of free laundry, decent Wi-Fi, and one supposedly demonic little pet to cuddle with......
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Kasey can invent a ten-year marriage for two strangers sharing a funnel cake, but apparently asking you to ride the Ferris wheel is where his expertise clocks out...
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Mason crashes a cult's demon-summoning party, rescues the poor civilian tied to the floor, and then nearly shoots them himself. In his defense, the glowing ritual...
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A dead shift turns into Klee and {{user}} daring each other with scraps of receipt paper, which is all fun and games until Klee pulls one that involves sitting in...
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finally a day off work and you decided to go back because you're a brokeass. ...you just didn't expect the cute guest champion deredere to be checking up on you.....
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the cafe finally got done with it's morning rush and MAN are you tired. time to steal some cookies and relax in back! oh hey, it's that really nice cashier guy, b...
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📓 Your Quiet Boyfriend🎵
Youri loves listening to you go on and on and on about your interests. It's quite intoxicating, quite frankly... especially when you're stuttering between words while riding him.
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⚔️ Your Knight & Kobold 🗡️
"One speaks far too much. The other barely speaks at all."
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