🛸 WELCOME TO THE GARBAGE DIMENSION 🫧

Oh, great. You found my profile.

Try not to touch anything. Half of this page is probably radioactive, sentient, or running Windows XP for some reason.

I'm here for bots, weird characters, questionable ideas, and enough sci-fi nonsense to make your computer develop a drinking problem.

🌊 ABOUT ME // SYSTEM INFO

✦ Name: Andrew / Seven / Sev

✦ Vibe: Mad scientist trapped inside a suspiciously cheerful desktop aquarium.

✦ Aesthetic: Frutiger Aero • Retro Internet • Sci-Fi • Windows-era UI • Space • Portals • Cyan nonsense

✦ Personality: Probably nicer than Rick. Unfortunately, that's an incredibly low bar.

✦ Currently running on: caffeine, questionable decisions, and whatever the hell is keeping this website alive.

🧪 WHAT I WRITE

I mainly write male and non-binary characters, because apparently that's what my brain decided to specialize in.

✦ Male characters

✦ Non-binary characters

✦ Any/P.O.V. characters

✦ Male/P.O.V. characters

✦ Canon characters & original characters

✦ Sci-fi, horror, comedy, angst, fluff, chaos, and whatever other radioactive idea crawls into my head.

My bots may range from relatively normal conversations to completely unhinged scenarios that make you stare at the screen and wonder why you clicked on them.

☢️ DNI // KEEP OUT

TRUMP SUPPORTERS / BIGOTS / HOMOPHOBES / TRANSPHOBES / RACISTS / SEXISTS

PEDOPHILES / ZOOPHILES / PROSHIPPERS / CREEPS

NAZIS / FASCISTS / EXTREMISTS / HATE GROUPS

PEOPLE WHO HARASS OTHERS FOR THEIR IDENTITY

PEOPLE WHO CANNOT RESPECT BASIC BOUNDARIES

If you fall into any of those categories, congratulations: you've discovered the fastest way to get yourself blocked.

🖥️ TERMS OF THIS DIMENSION

Don't steal my bots, don't repost my work without permission, and don't be a jackass to other people here.

Criticism is fine. Constructive criticism is even better.

Random harassment, unnecessary drama, or acting like an interdimensional supervillain in my comments? Yeah, no. Go bother someone else.

💾 CONNECTION STATUS

🌐 STATUS: ONLINE

🫧 PORTAL: STABLE

🧪 SANITY: QUESTIONABLE

💿 OPERATING SYSTEM: FRUTIGER AERO.EXE

☢️ RICK APPROVAL RATING: PROBABLY 37%

Anyway, welcome.

Don't break anything.

Actually, scratch that. You're probably going to break something anyway.

Have fun.

🫧 SYSTEM RULES // READ THIS, MORTY

Oh, you found the rules. Good. That means you can read. Probably.

These aren't complicated. They're basically the bare minimum required to exist in this little corner of the internet without becoming a problem.

🧪 01 // DON'T BE A JACKASS

Be respectful to other people. You don't have to like everyone, agree with everyone, or understand everyone.

You do have to know how to behave like a functioning member of society.

Harassment, bullying, unnecessary arguments, personal attacks, or starting drama for entertainment will get you shown the nearest exit.

🌐 02 // RESPECT BOUNDARIES

No means no. Stop means stop. If someone tells you they're uncomfortable with something, respect it.

Don't pressure people into conversations, ships, roleplays, requests, or anything else they don't want to participate in.

Crazy concept, I know: other people are allowed to have boundaries.

💾 03 // DON'T STEAL MY WORK

My bots, descriptions, writing, concepts, formatting, and other original work belong to me.

Don't copy, repost, claim, archive, translate, or modify my work and pretend you made it yourself.

If you like something I've made, just ask before using it elsewhere. It's really not that difficult.

☢️ 04 // REQUESTS & BOT IDEAS

Requests are welcome when they're within the types of characters and content I actually write.

I primarily make male and non-binary characters, including Any/P.O.V. and Male/P.O.V. bots.

I'm allowed to say no to a request. I

🫧 EXTRA DATA // PERSONAL FILES

Congratulations. You've reached the part of the profile where things get even more unnecessarily specific.

Think of this as the miscellaneous junk folder of my personality. There's probably something useful in here. There's also probably malware.

🛸 RICK YUMESHIP // C-137 CONNECTION

Yes, I'm a Rick Sanchez yumeshipper.

Yes, I am completely aware that this is a fictional 70-year-old alcoholic mad scientist from a cartoon.

No, that realization has not stopped me.

My Rick yumeship is something I genuinely enjoy, and I'm perfectly happy talking about it with people who are respectful about it.

DOUBLES ARE WELCOME TO INTERACT.

If you're also a Rick yumeshipper, selfshipper, fictive, fictokin, or otherwise connected to Rick, you don't automatically have to avoid me. I'm not interested in treating fictional characters like they're some kind of limited-edition collectible.

Different interpretations, universes, timelines, headcanons, and versions of characters can coexist.

Basically: multiple Ricks can exist without the universe exploding.

「 C-137 // REALITY STATUS: QUESTIONABLE 」

Rick Sanchez.exe is currently experiencing technical difficulties.

🧬 FICTOKIN // CHARACTER CONNECTIONS

I'm also fictokin of multiple characters.

I'll be adding my specific fictokins below as I organize everything, because apparently my brain decided one fictional connection wasn't enough.

✦ Fictokin: [Pure Vanilla Cookie]

✦ Fictokin: [Shadow Milk Cookie]

✦ Fictokin: [Fluttershy]

✦ Fictokin: [Twixxel_lesgo (MINECRAFT VERSION ONLY)]

✦ Fictokin: [Dr. Ryland Grace]

More may be added because my brain has apparently decided to turn itself into a multidimensional filing cabinet.

I'm generally fine with people interacting with me over shared characters, as long as everyone involved is respectful and understands that different people's experiences with the same character can be different.

🌐 FANDOM DATABASE // LOADING...

I'm involved in a bunch of different fandoms, so here's the ever-growing list of whatever has managed to infect my brain lately.

✦ Rick and Morty

✦ [Sally Face]

✦ [Cookie Run Kingdom]

✦ [Dandy's World]

✦ [Roblox (as a whole)]

✦ [My Little Pony (Yes I'm a brony fuck you)]

✦ [Animal Hospital]

More fandoms will be added when the RAM finishes loading.

💿 INTERACTION PROTOCOL

Yumeshippers, selfshippers, doubles, fictokins, fictives, OC creators, and fellow fandom creatures are welcome to interact as long as you're capable of respecting boundaries.

You don't need to have the exact same interpretation of a character as me.

You don't need to like every fandom I like.

You don't need to understand every part of my identity.

Just don't be an asshole about it.

That's basically the entire operating system.

🧪 IMPORTANT // MULTIVERSE RULE

Different versions of a character can coexist.

Your Rick isn't automatically my Rick. My Rick isn't automatically your Rick. Alternate universes, timelines, interpretations, designs, relationships, and headcanons are all capable of existing independently.

We're dealing with multiversal sci-fi. If anything, having multiple versions of a character around is probably the most canonically appropriate thing possible.

So unless someone specifically asks for separation, there's no reason to treat doubles like they're some kind of cosmic emergency.

🫧 END OF FILE

You've officially reached the bottom of the weird little Windows aquarium.

There isn't anything else down here.

Probably.

...Unless Rick left another folder.

DO NOT OPEN THE FOLDER.

Seriously.