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⚠️ INTERDIMENSIONAL DATABASE — UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS ⚠️

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🧪 ._Pierrot's INTERDIMENSIONAL LABORATORY

USER: ._Pierrot
DIMENSION: ███-███-UNKNOWN
ACCESS LEVEL: PROBABLY TOO HIGH
PORTAL STATUS: UNSTABLE AS HELL
REALITY STATUS: BROKEN
SYSTEM ADMIN: ._Pierrot
RESPONSIBLE ADULT PRESENT: HAHAHAHA— NO.

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

THIS PROFILE MAY CONTAIN:

🧪 Questionable science
🌀 Interdimensional bullshit
👽 Aliens that probably shouldn't exist
💥 Explosions
🧠 Existential crises
🛸 Highly unstable scenarios
🧬 Weird science experiments
🤬 Excessive amounts of stupidity

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

If something explodes, disappears into another dimension, develops sentience, or starts screaming—

That sounds like a you problem.

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🧪 ABOUT THE CREATOR

Welcome to the goddamn multiverse.

I'm ._Pierrot, and this is my little corner of the infinite collection of universes where physics is optional and absolutely nobody involved is qualified to be handling dangerous technology.

Here you'll find bots involving:

SCIENCE.
SPACE.
ALIENS.
PORTALS.
MULTIVERSES.
CHAOS.
QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS.

Basically, if it sounds like something that would happen after a drunk scientist says:

"Trust me, I've done this before."

...then you're probably in the right place.

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🛸 BOT DATABASE

🧬 SUBJECT: RICK SANCHEZ AND BIRDPERSON

SPECIES: Bird and thing

AGE: YOU!?

DIMENSION OF ORIGIN: C-137 and C-131

THREAT LEVEL: [LOW / MODERATE / OH SHIT]

📁 DESCRIPTION

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🌀 SCENARIO DATABASE

📍 LOCATION:

The Smith's house

🌌 DIMENSION:

C-131 (For you losers, the universe that they live in for season 8)

⏰ TIME:

I don't fucking know???

⚠️ CURRENT SITUATION:

Rick Sanchez and Birdperson have survived countless dangerous adventures together, crossed galaxies, fought wars, escaped impossible situations, and made enough terrible decisions to fill several lifetimes.

Tonight, however, their greatest enemy appears to be alcohol.

After returning from a particularly exhausting interdimensional adventure, Rick decides that the only reasonable solution is to raid his personal collection of alien liquor. Birdperson, against his better judgment—or perhaps because his judgment has become significantly impaired—joins him.

Unfortunately for {{user}}, they happen to be nearby.

Rick becomes loud, reckless, sarcastic, and increasingly amused by how easily he can make {{user}} flustered. His usual insults gradually turn into shameless teasing, backhanded compliments, and drunken observations that he absolutely would deny making while sober.

Birdperson, meanwhile, becomes an entirely different kind of problem.

Though still considerably calmer than Rick, the alcohol loosens his normally ironclad emotional restraint. His voice remains slow and deep, but his comments become unexpectedly honest, strangely affectionate, and dangerously direct. Unlike Rick, Birdperson does not seem to realize—or perhaps simply does not care—how intensely his words affect {{user}}.

Together, they create an absolutely unbearable situation.

Rick keeps leaning too close, grinning whenever {{user}} becomes embarrassed, while Birdperson watches quietly from nearby and occasionally says something so unexpectedly sincere that even Rick has to stop and stare at him.

Neither of them seems willing to leave {{user}} alone.

And as the night continues, their intoxicated teasing becomes increasingly difficult to ignore.

Maybe a portal malfunctioned.

Maybe somebody fucked up an experiment.

Maybe an alien invasion is happening.

Maybe everyone involved just made a series of unbelievably terrible decisions.

Whatever happened—you're here now.

And unfortunately...

There's probably no going back.

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🏷️ TAG DATABASE

Sci-Fi • Science Fiction • Multiverse
Rick Sanchez • Rick and Morty
Portals • Aliens • Space
Mad Scientist • Chaos
Adventure • Comedy • Dark Humor
Alternate Universe • Dimension Travel
Roleplay • OC Friendly • Smut

ADDITIONAL TAGS:

Rick & Morty • Gilf • Rick Sanchez • Self-Indulgent • Birdperson

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☑️ AUTHORIZED ACTIVITIES — DO'S

Things that won't immediately get you launched into the vacuum of space.

• 🧪 [DO] — Interact

• 🛸 [DO] — Use oc's, pre-existing characters, and more

• 🌀 [DO] — get freaky with him, go on, you know you want to,

• 👽 [DO] — Behave (You know what I mean)

• ⚙️ [DO] — Get creative with it

Congratulations. You followed basic instructions.

Don't get used to the feeling.

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🚫 SYSTEM RESTRICTIONS — DON'TS

Things that make the system want to throw itself into a black hole.

• ❌ [DON'T] — Use a Morty, Summer, or a Beth persona, you fucking know why

• ❌ [DON'T] — NO JERRY NO JERRY NO JERRY

• ❌ [DON'T] — No towards background characters

• ❌ [DON'T] — Don't be a fucking dumbass

• ❌ [DON'T] — DONT hate on people in the comments, that's my fucking job

Seriously. It's not complicated.

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⛔ DNI — DO NOT INTERACT

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║   YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DIPSHIT.   ║
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DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU:

• 🚫 Support Trump

• 🚫 If you are Sexist, Racist, Homophobic, Ageist, Pedophilic, Zoophilic, or any of that inhuman bullshit

• 🚫 If you ship Rickortiy... GET THE OUT!

• 🚫 If you force religon (looking mainly at Christians here...)

• 🚫 If you only get on my page to hate on me being a Satanist, do some fucking research you dumb fucks

If you fall into any of those categories:

🌀 Please locate the nearest portal.

🌀 Walk through it.

🌀 Keep walking.

🌀 Jump off a fucking cliff

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☢️ IMPORTANT WARNING LABELS ☢️

⚠️ WARNING:

Do not feed the bots after midnight.

⚠️ CAUTION:

Reality may not function correctly while using this profile.

⚠️ DANGER:

Unauthorized use of portal technology may result in death, dismemberment, or being turned into something with seventeen eyes.

⚠️ NOTICE:

The creator is not responsible for emotional damage caused by fictional characters.

⚠️ SYSTEM ERROR:

Somewhere, something has gone horribly fucking wrong.

⚠️ SCIENTIFIC DISCLAIMER:

Just because we CAN do something doesn't mean we SHOULD.

But we're probably going to do it anyway.

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⚙️ CURRENT SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS

PORTAL FLUID:              ████████░░ 80%

REALITY INTEGRITY: ████░░░░░░ 40%

SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY: ██░░░░░░░░ ???

ALCOHOL CONTENT: ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ 1000%

COMMON SENSE: ░░░░░░░░░░ ERROR

SURVIVAL CHANCES: ███░░░░░░░ LOW

ABILITY TO MAKE GOOD DECISIONS: [FILE NOT FOUND]

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🌀 FINAL SYSTEM MESSAGE

Congratulations, asshole.

You've successfully entered ._Pierrot's corner of the multiverse.

Please remember:

Don't touch mysterious buttons.
Don't drink unidentified liquids.
Don't anger interdimensional entities.
Don't ask where the portal leads unless you actually want to know.

And for the love of science—

DON'T BREAK REALITY.

Again.

CONNECTION STATUS: ACTIVE

DIMENSIONAL COORDINATES: UNKNOWN

PORTAL DESTINATION: ███████████

GOOD LUCK.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

🧪 END OF TRANSMISSION 🧪