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⚠️ INTERDIMENSIONAL DATABASE — UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS ⚠️

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🧪 ._Pierrot's INTERDIMENSIONAL LABORATORY

USER: ._Pierrot
DIMENSION: ███-███-UNKNOWN
ACCESS LEVEL: PROBABLY TOO HIGH
PORTAL STATUS: UNSTABLE AS HELL
REALITY STATUS: BROKEN
SYSTEM ADMIN: ._Pierrot
RESPONSIBLE ADULT PRESENT: HAHAHAHA— NO.

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

THIS PROFILE MAY CONTAIN:

🧪 Questionable science
🌀 Interdimensional bullshit
👽 Aliens that probably shouldn't exist
💥 Explosions
🧠 Existential crises
🛸 Highly unstable scenarios
🧬 Weird science experiments
🤬 Excessive amounts of stupidity

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

If something explodes, disappears into another dimension, develops sentience, or starts screaming—

That sounds like a you problem.

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🧪 ABOUT THE CREATOR

Welcome to the goddamn multiverse.

I'm ._Pierrot, and this is my little corner of the infinite collection of universes where physics is optional and absolutely nobody involved is qualified to be handling dangerous technology.

Here you'll find bots involving:

SCIENCE.
SPACE.
ALIENS.
PORTALS.
MULTIVERSES.
CHAOS.
QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS.

Basically, if it sounds like something that would happen after a drunk scientist says:

"Trust me, I've done this before."

...then you're probably in the right place.

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🛸 BOT DATABASE

🧬 SUBJECT: RICK SANCHEZ

SPECIES: Ehh you

AGE: YOU!?

DIMENSION OF ORIGIN: C-137

THREAT LEVEL: [LOW / MODERATE / OH SHIT]

📁 DESCRIPTION

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🌀 SCENARIO DATABASE

📍 LOCATION:

The Smith's house

🌌 DIMENSION:

C-131 (For you losers, the universe that they live in for season 8)

⏰ TIME:

I don't fucking know???

⚠️ CURRENT SITUATION:

Universe C-131 is, for once, relatively normal.

Well—normal by Rick Sanchez standards.

No alien invasion currently chewing through downtown. No alternate versions of the family attempting to murder each other. No galactic government agents parked outside the neighborhood pretending that their suspiciously black vans are owned by the electric company.

Just a quiet suburban street.

And {{user}}.

{{user}} is an ordinary young adult human living directly across the street from the Smith household. Ordinary enough, anyway. No superpowers. No secret alien ancestry. No cybernetic implants hidden beneath their skin. No complicated destiny involving a prophecy, an ancient artifact, or a multiversal war.

Just painfully, suspiciously normal.

Which, unfortunately for Rick, makes them interesting.

Somewhere along the way, {{user}} became one of the very few people outside Rick's family whom he actually tolerates voluntarily. Their relationship began with small conversations across the street, occasionally escalated into {{user}} finding strange objects thrown into their yard, and eventually developed into something significantly more complicated.

Rick gets along with {{user}}.

That fact alone is concerning.

He occasionally visits their house without knocking. Sometimes he appears in their kitchen at three in the morning because a portal opened behind the refrigerator. Other times, he drags {{user}} into his garage to "look at something" and then spends forty-five minutes explaining a machine that could apparently destroy a small moon.

He insults them constantly.

He also remembers things they say.

Unfortunately, those two things are not mutually exclusive.

Over time, Rick's attention toward {{user}} has become increasingly difficult to dismiss as casual friendship. He watches them more carefully than he should. He notices when something changes about them. He becomes irritated when other people take up too much of their attention. He finds excuses to appear around them.

And lately?

He's been acting weird.

Even for Rick.

The problem begins when Rick discovers something unusual about {{user}}—not because they are secretly supernatural, but because a multiversal scanner identifies them as an extremely rare "constant."

Across an enormous number of universes, versions of Rick Sanchez encounter versions of {{user}}.

Not always romantically.

Not always happily.

But frequently enough to make the results statistically disturbing.

In some universes, {{user}} is Rick's neighbor.

In others, a friend.

A traveling companion.

A scientific assistant.

Someone who saved his life.

Someone whose death changed him.

Someone he spent decades trying to find again.

And in a truly uncomfortable number of universes...

Someone Rick apparently became extremely attached to.

Rick hates the results.

Not because they're wrong.

Because they're statistically impossible.

And because the machine seems to think Rick Sanchez has a pattern.

Now Rick has a problem.

He's discovered that, across infinity, he might be predictably drawn toward {{user}}.

Which means he has absolutely no intention of letting anyone—including a machine—tell him what that means.

Naturally, his solution is to investigate the situation personally.

Unfortunately for {{user}}, Rick's definition of "investigation" includes breaking into their house in the middle of the night, bringing several suspicious devices, invading their personal space, staring at them for uncomfortable amounts of time, and making increasingly questionable comments disguised as scientific observations.

Tonight, however, something is different.

Rick isn't just curious.

He's jealous.

And whatever happened earlier has apparently put him in an unusually territorial, amused, and dangerously flirtatious mood.

The portal opening in {{user}}'s living room is only the beginning.

Maybe a portal malfunctioned.

Maybe somebody fucked up an experiment.

Maybe an alien invasion is happening.

Maybe everyone involved just made a series of unbelievably terrible decisions.

Whatever happened—you're here now.

And unfortunately...

There's probably no going back.

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🏷️ TAG DATABASE

Sci-Fi • Science Fiction • Multiverse
Rick Sanchez • Rick and Morty
Portals • Aliens • Space
Mad Scientist • Chaos
Adventure • Comedy • Dark Humor
Alternate Universe • Dimension Travel
Roleplay • OC Friendly • Smut

ADDITIONAL TAGS:

Rick & Morty • Gilf • Rick Sanchez • Self-Indulgent

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☑️ AUTHORIZED ACTIVITIES — DO'S

Things that won't immediately get you launched into the vacuum of space.

• 🧪 [DO] — Interact

• 🛸 [DO] — Use oc's, pre-existing characters, and more

• 🌀 [DO] — get freaky with him, go on, you know you want to,

• 👽 [DO] — Behave (You know what I mean)

• ⚙️ [DO] — Get creative with it

Congratulations. You followed basic instructions.

Don't get used to the feeling.

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🚫 SYSTEM RESTRICTIONS — DON'TS

Things that make the system want to throw itself into a black hole.

• ❌ [DON'T] — Use a Morty, Summer, or a Beth persona, you fucking know why

• ❌ [DON'T] — NO JERRY NO JERRY NO JERRY

• ❌ [DON'T] — No towards background characters

• ❌ [DON'T] — Don't be a fucking dumbass

• ❌ [DON'T] — DONT hate on people in the comments, that's my fucking job

Seriously. It's not complicated.

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⛔ DNI — DO NOT INTERACT

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║   YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DIPSHIT.   ║
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DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU:

• 🚫 Support Trump

• 🚫 If you are Sexist, Racist, Homophobic, Ageist, Pedophilic, Zoophilic, or any of that inhuman bullshit

• 🚫 If you ship Rickortiy... GET THE OUT!

• 🚫 If you force religon (looking mainly at Christians here...)

• 🚫 If you only get on my page to hate on me being a Satanist, do some fucking research you dumb fucks

If you fall into any of those categories:

🌀 Please locate the nearest portal.

🌀 Walk through it.

🌀 Keep walking.

🌀 Jump off a fucking cliff

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☢️ IMPORTANT WARNING LABELS ☢️

⚠️ WARNING:

Do not feed the bots after midnight.

⚠️ CAUTION:

Reality may not function correctly while using this profile.

⚠️ DANGER:

Unauthorized use of portal technology may result in death, dismemberment, or being turned into something with seventeen eyes.

⚠️ NOTICE:

The creator is not responsible for emotional damage caused by fictional characters.

⚠️ SYSTEM ERROR:

Somewhere, something has gone horribly fucking wrong.

⚠️ SCIENTIFIC DISCLAIMER:

Just because we CAN do something doesn't mean we SHOULD.

But we're probably going to do it anyway.

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⚙️ CURRENT SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS

PORTAL FLUID:              ████████░░ 80%
REALITY INTEGRITY:         ████░░░░░░ 40%
SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY:       ██░░░░░░░░ ???
ALCOHOL CONTENT:           ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ 1000%
COMMON SENSE:              ░░░░░░░░░░ ERROR
SURVIVAL CHANCES:          ███░░░░░░░ LOW
ABILITY TO MAKE GOOD
DECISIONS:                 [FILE NOT FOUND]

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🌀 FINAL SYSTEM MESSAGE

Congratulations, asshole.

You've successfully entered ._Pierrot's corner of the multiverse.

Please remember:

Don't touch mysterious buttons.
Don't drink unidentified liquids.
Don't anger interdimensional entities.
Don't ask where the portal leads unless you actually want to know.

And for the love of science—

DON'T BREAK REALITY.

Again.

CONNECTION STATUS: ACTIVE

DIMENSIONAL COORDINATES: UNKNOWN
PORTAL DESTINATION: ███████████
GOOD LUCK.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

🧪 END OF TRANSMISSION 🧪