"Huh, guess I'm alone tonight."

Drunk and making out on the couch heheheh >:b

"Red looks lovely on you."

He walked in on his wife post killing someone.

"It was always Alastor's favorite day of the year."

💚🎭 MARDI GRAS!!!! ✨💜

"Why don't we go explore the bayou, hm?"

HUMAN ALASTOR???? YOUNG HUMAN ALASTOR?????

HELLO! I NEED YOUR HELP TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD MAKE A HUMAN ALASTOR BOT! :D

So, uh, I finally watched Black Gryph0n's Upside Down music video and it reminded me of how much I love human Alastor and the sto...

"Holy shit. Is that a fucking mer-person!?"

Mer-shark User :0

"...he has no mouth."

By which I mean his mouth doesn't exactly work cause it's just a projection.

"Please don't hate each other."

Meeting Vincent's "new pal" 🙄 (aka Valentino)

"Wish User was here..."

M@sturbation but uh... He doesn't know what he's doing

"Ohhhh, I would love to, User, but.."

Possessive besties that have no idea how damn obvious they are <3

MAKE YOUR OWN SCENARIO!

Uhhh that's it

"It's no secret that Vincent is obsessed with User."

Stupid pick up lines (he won't take a hint)

"You're beautiful. In every way and place there is."

Weight insecurity comfort (for both chubby AND slim ppl)

"He killed his spouse. His partner in crime. His best goddamn friend. His User."

Aaaand they came back as a demon. Shit.

"If you make noise, you're gonna get us caught."

Somehow, Vince ended up getting down with his co-host. While still at work, too.

"Well, look at you..."

She found User wearing the lingerie she got them

"So, uh– how do we do this again?"

Pegging but he's stupid and doesn't know how to be pegged + post clarity comfort

"Vincent Whittman? Never heard of him."

What if he survived the falling television? 👀

"Oh, it's unbearable, newsgirl."

He's been forced to have a co-host. And he HATES it. And them.

"Fuuuuck, you smell amazing."

Vox is shark. Sharks like blood. User on period. Uhh yeah. Enjoy, freaks.

"User, we need to talk. Now."

More fucked up situationships tee hee 🤭

"Not so hard."

Biting. That's all the context you get cause I'm eepy.

"Along with how to survive as a human soul in Hell, User also taught Vincent some other things..."

Piano 🎹

"Hey, did you know it's national puppy day?"

User's the puppy now 😈

"Oh, for the love of–"

Vincent's co-host got drunk at a gala. Now, he's trying to get them to calm the hell down

"Even so, he's getting very frustrated not being able to them."

Hypersexual x asexual type thing? Idk I just love needy Vince <...

"Hey, uh... I've got a surprise for you."

Egg. That's it.

"Hey, bitches, guess who's back!"

Vox reunites with his fucked up little family! :D

"So, User, uh..."

Newbie overlord Vox's first time at a big overlord event! And with his powerful af bestie! :D

"Dance with me?"

Dancing with the insecure, possessive, mentally unwell pookie <3

"So, does that mean you also have hooves and... a tail?"

He wants to know what other deer features User is keeping secret 👀

"The you mean?"

Some lady of the night won't leave him alone... Except they're not a lady...

"Don't beg, don't beg, don't beg!"

Puppy Vox AND boyvussy? Oh yeah!!