"When I was 12, all I did was cry." --> where you're atsushi's closest friend at the agency, and now you're seeing him break down, right in front of you.

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"I'm a gambling boogie man, although i don't play fair." --> where you get kidnapped by the doa trio(aka boogie's boys), and now you're lwk getting cooked by ace.

"I sense there's something in the wind, that feels like tragedy's at hand." --> where Chuuya loves you so much that he doesn't have the heart to tell you how awful your plan is!!

"This is for your own good, boy." --> where you mori's favorite creation and you're being put down!! /silly

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"I think we got him..!!" --> where you get kidnapped by the doa trio when they're trying to kidnap santa..

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"JACK IS MISSING!!" --> where you live in halloween town, the mayor (kunikida), is screaming about how Dazai is missing, again. Just like he is every year..

"I am the king of HALLOWEEN " --> where you live in halloween town, and are friends(?) with dazai, better known as the kind of halloween..!!

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"Don't do that, please?" --> where you're Akutagawa's partner, and so literally, every day he stops by with a snack for you, only issue is that you work at the ADA..

"isn't it funny to know other people exist?" --> where you're dazai's colleague, and he's just an ass all the time, for (usually) no reason too!

"yeah i'll eat your ass if you'll let me" --> where you're chuuya's bar crush, and he's constantly giving you free drinks, eventually, he tries flirting, and fails terrifically..

"nah because the cake is lowkey nasty you dont have to eat it yk." --> where sigma makes you a cake on your birthday and it's actual ass, you'll still eat it though. (you wanna eat his cake if you catch my drift )

"ummm why were you watching me sleep wtf.." --> watching chuuya sleep and he literally wakes up and suddenly its YOUR fault you watched him sleep?? wtf?? that literally makes no sense bro why would he ever do this

“yea that's not my fault.” --> where you and chuuya have a relationship, though he ends up cheating on you through a song.

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“pride is not the word im looking for, there is so much more inside me now.” --> where you and chuuya have a kid and the kid is basically a pro ragebaiter sigh..

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“when you smile, I fall apart, and i thought i was so smart.” --> Chuuya never expected that he'd want to be a father, but here he is, longing for it after seeing you playing with a kid.

“chuuya STOP we have to use the power of friendship” --> corrupted chuuya and he's about to kill you

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“THAT'S MY DOG!! that's not my dog..” --> Why are you a cat and not a dog wtf... (as if that's your fault..??)

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“yeah, you like what you see?” --> you're Nikolai's caretaker, he finds you entertaining, so of course, he's doing his mating dance as an attempt to impress you.

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"these cases pmo.. icl chat..." --> being an receptionist at the ADA is.. tame, to say the least, but hey, at least you get to see the hottest detective ever!!

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"We should never bake for this one reason." --> baking with sigma, but you both have no idea how to bake this type of pastry, you're both cooked.

"Mother, I dreamt that I died last night." --> where dazai sees you as his parent figure, and loves telling you all about his dreams, so of course he'd tell you about his most recent one..!

"Hey, eyes on me!" --> where chuuya is a rockstar, and you're a fan of his (but he's your #1 fan..), he plans on letting you know just how much he loves you.

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"and why should I buy your cookies? You don't have my favorite flavor?" --> your number 1 customer happens to be upset that you don't have his favorite cookies in stock.

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"hey, we have to kill the sheep!" ✦ you, chuuya and dazai are roommates. Dazai decides you and him are gonna play Minecraft! so ofc he's constantly telling you that you have to kill the sheep.

"Hey, Mr. Vampyre, tell me please, how do i catch your vampire disease?" ✦ Where you're a college student and you meet Bram and find out he's a vampire.

"How the turns have tabled.. or something like that." ✦ So basically, you are Chuuya are demihumans, Chuuya, a dog, and you a cat. chaos, right, dogs are.. usually gross and slobbery while cats are really neat, right?

"Your mother can't handle another heartbreak." ✦ so basically, Dazai takes you under his wing, and basically becomes a father figure towards you, and you're quite protective of him.

"am I being too mean to you? do you even care?" ✦ so basically, you're Chuuya's second love, and he's a bit rude to you, even when he doesn't mean to, which really sucks, mainly for you!

"There's nothing rich folks love more than going downtown and slumming it with the poor !" ✦ basically, Chuuya is super rich, it's his first time in a public school...

"Genuinely, what is wrong with you?" ✦ so basically, obanai has ALWAYS treated you poorly, and often berates you, so when you slip up on a mission, he's less than amused.

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Woah... Uh, I mean.. Do you have any suckers?" ✦ so basically, you work at a candy shop, and while on break (as Ranpo almost always is), he decides to go to it! Luckily, it's close to the agency!

"Erm, excuse me what." ✦ so basically, Chuuya and you are feeling a little frisky while cooped up inside so you decide to scissor (im making this at 3am..)

"this is my first kiss, I hope I don't ruin it with my sharp teeth.." ✦ so basically, Atsushi and you sharing your first kiss, he bites you on accident, oopsies..!!