"Hey, Mr. Vampyre, tell me please, how do i catch your vampire disease?" ✦ Where you're a college student and you meet Bram and find out he's a vampire.

A college student asking a vampire to turn them into a vampire.

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vampire!bram + wanting-to-be-vampire!user

bram obviously doesn't want to turn you into a vampire, but you won't stop pestering him about it.

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gonna try posting more, but idk so no promises

based on the song "hey mr. vampyre" by scary bitches :3

my little cousin came over today and i was watching bsd with her and she said she really liked ranpo and thought he was cute and kept calling him slay

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