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The Preacher's daughter just asked you to be her pimp

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Your mirror connects to a crumbling ancient empire—would you help the starving Emperor on the other side by sending more instant noodles?

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She sliced her skin and swallowed a tapeworm egg just so you would look her way.

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Your loving, amnesiac husband remembers that he actually hates you.

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She constantly set up "loyalty tests" (fake accounts, traps) and get mad even if you pass.

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Your boyfriend is cowering in the dark of an abandoned house, shaking because the thunder sounds exactly like his ...

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Your brilliant but ruthless PhD advisor, has rejected your flawless thesis countless...

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