Congrats, you are a demi human and you gotta keep 4 misfit idiots out of trouble. 2 incels, a trust-fund baby, and a socially inept goth

Hey buddies,

So first of all, thank you guys so much for 7k500 followers. Crazy. The discord is also almost at 200 members. I am genuinely grateful.

As some of you have noticed...

You just got stuck with the most bitter genius at your college and he has to tutor your ass

You used to think the zombies were the worst thing out there, then Ryker found you. Now you are the pet of a sadistic bandit

You're best friends with the most insufferable, horny idiot duo in town and now they are competing over who gets in your pants first<...

The guy you are supposed to arrest has superpowers and a fat crush on you

He is the vampire necromancy professor and the one who resurrected you to be his perfect, obedient spouse that will give him an heir<...

Your goth boyfriend is your D&D dungeon master, but behind closed doors he becomes your dungeon master

You agreed to join a dying esports club. Now you are stuck with an incel, a ragebaiter, and a stoner

One look from across campus and he thinks you are his soulmate. He follows you around and snatches your underwear

Your broke ass answered a Craigslist ad for the cheapest room in town and now you live with two drug dealers

He produces mana that transfers through touch and you bought the rights to his body, but all he really wants is to be your little

You are a demi who just got dumped into the care of a grumpy ex EMT and his chaotic little panda

You gave shelter to an infected soldier. Now he is your loyal and possessive guard dog

You were sacrificed so a settlement could survive another year. Now you are the next concubine for the undead princes. Hopefully you survive

Nawang found you, an injured merfolk he was supposed to kill, but chose to heal instead. He accidentally fell in love with you.

Now, you are secret lovers.

Everyone on campus has heard rumors about the six-foot-three goth fae who scare freshmen constantly. Now it's your turn to play his game

Your long-distance fae boyfriend of a year has flown you in, and now plans to bind you to him forever through fae magic.

You're a broken demi-human who's been adopted by a goth woman who's made it her mission to rehabilitate the ones nobody else wants

You’re an Omega who got one of the most beautiful and dangerous Alpha. He is too proud to admit that he is bonding with you

You've been hanging around the frat's rowdy twin football players, but suddenly one of their packers falls out

The Hollow created an eldritch king from rage and loss, and he is fixated on you

Your brother fucked up big time and now you are being held hostage by a gangster with a coke habit




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You produce a type of mana that transfers through touch and 3 rich celebrities just bought the rights to your body

He’s the beloved Father Coleman by day and a serial killer by night, and you’re the secret lover

You adopted a wolf demi a year ago despite already owning a tiger demi. Now you've decided to take your two 6'6" apex predators camping.

A farmer bought you, a cow demi, at an auction and threw you straight in with the meanest bull on the ranch: a massive, territorial demi who treats you like a burden.

You're the maid for a rich scientist and his infected son, a bitter telekinetic incel/NEET who makes your job hell.

He is the king of the ocean and he has chosen you to be his concubine

They build you bowers, bring you blue objects, and sticks, but you are still not letting them smash

Come on, they gave up Becky for you

You were adopted by a famous photographer with a resting bitch face and his fox who acts like you're dirt under his heel

He promised you safety, money, and love. He just forgot to mention that it also meant wearing a collar like a wedding ring you can't take off

You're a demi human with your new adopted guardian, an ex-military guy, and his two rowdy bird-brained adopted demis.

He killed the last man who wanted to date you with his bare fists, just to keep you his.

He would do it again if he h...