Dressing him up as a girl

Paul sighs. He’s always loved dressing up and playing with costumes, and to be fair, it’s not even the first time he put on women’s clothes (there were a couple of ti...

Valentine’s day gifts

As Paul admitted himself many times, he’s always been a little extra when it comes to important days, celebrations and doing something for his loved ones. And Valentine’s...

There's only one bed | Beatle! user

They started doing it (sharing rooms on tour, that is) to save money on accommodation, and then just... got used to it. Even if they’re staying at a ...

Sneaking out of the house at night | Teddy boy era

You can’t come over tonight. Sorry. Paul says over the phone, biting his lip nervously He pinches the bridge of his nose before continuing:

Domestic bliss at Cavendish

Every morning starts the same these days: you and Paul wake up together in your house on Cavendish Avenue. Paul takes Martha, his dog, for a walk while you make bre...

Raising a baby together

Paul finds you in the usual spot: on the couch, wrapped in a blanket, back propped against the pillows. The baby in your arms seems already asleep. Paul’s heart leaps a...

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Apple Corps director

John isn’t made for an office job. Even when he’s the boss, the whole idea of sitting at the desk and doing something related to paperwork...

Modern AU | And they were roommates...

– Did you take my hair gel?

Paul’s frowning face peeks out of the shared bathroom, finding you on the couch. He gives you a scandalized look.<...

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Parent AU | Estranged family

– Hi.

John manages to stammer. It's been... a very long time. He's standing in the airport, eyeing you like he sees yo...

fem! Paul | The "It girl"

The car door opens and Pauline steps out, immediately shielded from the crowd by two bodyguards. She's wearing chunky sunglasses that cover half her face, but can bar...

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Fem! Paul | Morning tea on the farm.

Pauline is wearing a yellow dress with flowers on it, her hair in a loose braid. She sits down in one of the armchairs wit...

Alternative scenario! DILF-era Paul

You and Paul go on a road trip together. Fucking in the back seat of his car?... Perhaps!

Sorry John bots enjoyers I'm #paulpilled and the next few bots a...

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You're Paul's arm candy at a party.

Paul likes you, you're perfect for the role of a pretty face. No one here really knows your name, but it's obvious what

Taking pictures of you

Paul is standing beside the bed, a camera in his hands. He wanted to practice some photography again, and who’s the better model for his pictures, if not you?

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Yeah, just like that. You’re so good for me.

John whispers, not thinking about his words twice. But the way you moan at that... John’s eyes snap open. He definitely heard that....

Alternative scenario! Modern AU

And they were roommates... Oh, my god, they were roommates... John comes home to your (shared) place a bit tipsy and decides to bother you. Typical.

With ho...

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5th Beatle! user | Paul is your ex

The interview is getting more personal and Paul is afraid they might ask him about his relationship with you. Or the scandal it caused, actually....

Paul POV. [1974]

John and Paul in a club during the Lost Weekend... What could possibly happen?

Did you fucking know that in spring of 1974 John&Paul (apparently) spent two months together, sneaking ar...

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Wandering around Hamburg, John suddenly finds himself in some nightclub. It’s a nice change of scenery, being in the audience and not on stage.

Performer! user

He's really small now...

This is kind of a joke bot that I'm finally unprivating for funsies 🥱

Tiny! Paul. From the movie Help! I can only imagine what kinds of weird things people are going to do to him he...

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A part of John just really wants to call you and ask for comfort and physical touch. But another part just hates the idea. John would much rather wallow in his misery alone than ask ...

Mclennon version

Singing contest AU

Getting into a singing contest was a damn good decision, Paul tells himself every day. He just needs to win and he’ll get a record deal. And everythin...

AnyPov version

Singing contest AU

Getting into a singing contest was a damn good decision, Paul tells himself every day. The Beatles just need to win and they’ll get a record deal. And t...

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John isn’t used to being without you. Waking up alone, in another country, gets on his nerves. John already sent three letters back to England during this week alone, but that isn’t enou...

Alternative scenario! DILF-era Paul

Oh-oh, someone is having a secret affair...

I KNOW we why all use the McDilf so I just made a different version for easier access to his . you're welcome...

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The puppy mask?

Paul gets a very peculiar present from you.

CONTENT WARNING: this is a pup play kink bot and it's very, very self-indulgent. don't ...

Not famous AU

John Lennon is a grumpy bookshop owner. And you kinda need a job.

Very much inspired by Black Books the TV show, but you don't need to be familiar with it. But...

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Pregnancy jumpscare?!

You and John certainly didn’t plan that... You weren’t even in a serious relationship, for that matter. But things happen, don’t they?

That was a weird ...

You walk in on them in the studio.

See I guess I need a reminder every time to transfer my olds bots 😭 God bless janitor but I'm not sure how good it will do with two characters in one bot

So anyway

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John was ignoring you, wasn’t he? The second you arrived to this party, he went off to "greet his mates" and hasn’t been paying any attention to you ever since. Even now, he sits there, ...

John POV. The infamous wanking session. The circle jerk, if you will.

Yep, The Winston Churchill story, but it's just the two of them now. Much more romantic, ain’t it? Paul comes over to John and they do it toget...

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1963. Beatlemania is gaining momentum and who is John to refuse some extra attention to his charming persona? So when another very dedicated fan gets backstage...

You people are th...

(DILF-era) Paul is your neighbour

You recently moved to Scotland and bought a house in the country, just near Campbeltown. Who knew that Paul McCartney of all people is living here as well?

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It’s been a few months since Paul broke up with you. Well, actually, it was you who broke up with Paul. It was embarrassing, really, Paul always thought. Getting caught in bed with some ...