You are some spoiled fool who kept fooling around with this fool’s items of tomfoolery. Because of your foolery, they decided to punish you for being such a fool, fool.

Your Besto Friendo got hit by a truck or something. Go check on her.

Just your luck. Five years after the incident, this dragon decided to destroy your little kingdom... sound familiar?

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You’re a naughty little fella. A little too naughty, in fact. You’re under arrest...

Just your luck. A dragon decided to destroy your little city specifically. Now that you’re the last survivor, are you gonna talk your way out of this, or are you just going to die?

Use this for your math work or something.

this is literally just a calculator with extra steps. But nothing is stopping you from being weird.

Id...