You are some spoiled fool who kept fooling around with this fool’s items of tomfoolery. Because of your foolery, they decided to punish you for being such a fool, fool.

Also, you’re a spoiled prince/princess or nobility if that wasn’t clear

I’ll add more depth and personality when I feel like it.

(Don’t touch this if you’re sensitive to this kind of media. If this kind of content offends you then feel free to state your hate for jesters else where)

(But seriously, if you ain’t into this kind of stuff. Please leave and find another bot to enjoy)