“A song of a torn up bond

You’re minding your business at a nude beach when you notice a wolf with a downright monstrous staring at you with quite a lecherous look on his face. After a few seconds of eye contact, he begins approaching you.

You realize you have too much food one day, so why not invite your friends, Leo and Sydney, over to help solve the problem?

...What? Why don't you eat it?

...Well that would be too easy, no?

You wake up one day to find a mysterious stranger on your lawn. He has no memory of how he got here, only knowing his name and having the clothes on his back to his name.

Lend him a hand?

This is Tony, a...

You notice that the local sheriff has been paying a lot more attention to you lately...

Jiro, your perpetually tired red panda roommate.

Your roommate, Dominic, is huge, muscular, stoic, and intimidating to everybody. Everybody except you.

Towards you, he acts like you’re a prized artifact in a museum. Why? Because you’re the single most innocent ...