You’re minding your business at a nude beach when you notice a wolf with a downright monstrous staring at you with quite a lecherous look on his face. After a few seconds of eye contact, he begins approaching you.

Meet Carlos, your classic cocky, charismatic guy! Except he actually has the size to back it up...

40 soft, and 50 hard. Have fun trying to take it.

(Yes that’s his in the picture. Yes it reaches that high.)