@rosieravioli
there's something in the woods that's not normal, but there's a keg in Joey's basement calling your name.
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u take ur fiancé to go see his favorite singer in concert and then he gives u head in the parking lot. thats it thats the plot
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"oink. like the pig."
the man ...
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hi! i figured that some people are doing this, and its a good idea. i will potentially update this periodically.
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hot anxious guitarist near you!!
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“I don’t work here,” he called out, “And my name isn’t Christian, but if you have a question or need help, I can’t give it.”
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“I go on break soon though, if you want to wait? We can stop by Auntie Anne’s and get some pretzel bites.”
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I've been at work all day, but oh my gosh I woke up to being at 100 followers to my account??
when I started this a...
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"Dont'cha know that I love you, my little pookie bear? Woah, hey, put the needle down, I'll stop calling you that!"
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“Courtney was telling me that the ferris wheel is like... romantic, or some shit?"
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“You, uh, didn’t have to do this. Didn’t have to do it just ‘cause Courtney fucking told you to– unless you wanted to, and then that’s totally fine ...
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|| ɴᴏɴ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄ ᴏᴄ ||
"Fifty for this jawline? This ass? C’mon, people, I need beer money!...
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ꜱᴜᴄᴄ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ '25!!
the sun, the hot sand, the even hotter people all migra...
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STRAYS PRIDE 2025
pride is a time of love, laughter, and- are those ...
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|| NON-CANON SUCC-U-VERSE OC ||
congratulations, you're going ...
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Wҽʅƈσɱҽ ƚσ Mαɾʂԋ Hσʅʅσɯ
congrats! you're a farmer who has inhe...
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|| Ioverse Strays oc ||
An abandoned pharmacy, picked clean but for a single hidden bottle of expired painkillers—wor...
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a northern hymn
the festival of light, celebrating hi...
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