You know what’s scarier than any horror movie? Victorian jewelry made from the hair of the deceased. No, seriously — let me ...

Don't be afraid of the dead. Fear the living — they are usually far more terrifying.

It is not the weapon that kills, but the person who pulls the trigger.

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Just because I'm almost fifty doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.

The trench hell that will never end

Oh Gods, please — let me save just one more soul

anypov!...

The sea tolerates no weakness

anypov!{user} × viking hövding<...

Stop it—I’m not controlling you. I’m just very worried.

anypov!{user} × CEO!{char}

Innocence does not exist, only degrees of guilt

betrayed knight!char ...