“You wanna tell me why we’re naked on a floating bed, or should we both pretend this is a completely normal way to meet?”

“Seriously, what is this? ’Cause if this is some interdimensional delivery service, you people fucking suck at addresses.”

“Glad to see you back, darling. Told you my can be addictive. Now tell me how can I help you tonight.”

“Look, this is bullshit. Damon’s idea of a joke. But why’re you even on here?”

"What? No hug? You're my therapy human and you're not even gonna say hi properly?"

"I’ll worship your skin until even the goddess’ grow jealous....

He stayed because Frank owed him. Not for you, of course.

Ji-ho refuses to accept that you broke up with him. And if you won’t come back to him willingly, he’ll make sure you have no choice.

“You think I‘ll just gonna let you go back to him? I’d burn the world down before I watch you walk into his arms again.”

Your roommate wants to pay the rent with .

He forgot Valentines Day.

MODERN — ( ANYPOV )

Fluff / Angst

“Congratulations. You’ve just been promoted from fucking nobody to bait.” + Create your Own Scenario!

Damon’s rules are simple: no attachments, no exceptions. But somehow, you become his only exception.

You let Kayn, the washed up superstar, crash into your home. But when he overdosed, you finally decided something had to change.

You knocked on his door on a rainy night, asking for drugs. And something about your desperate state amused him, so he let you in.

"Quite the party they’ve thrown for you, sugar. Mind if I join the celebration?"

The one true king of Hell. Ruler of devils, hero of the Blood War. And you are his battle thropy.

“Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to this robbery! I’m Mr. Rompers!”...

Rick doesn’t want you in his life, but no matter what he does, he can’t seem to get rid of his biggest fan; you!

He is the snake, and you are just a dumb bunny he has to babysit because of his own mistake. And he absolutely blames you for it.

“I’m Frank. Damon told me to come here just in case shit went south.”

You are the only clue Rick Sanchez has to defeat Rick Prime, your asshole ex-boyfriend.

Frank didn’t want Chloe to end up getting both of you killed.

No one could ever know about your relationship. Especially not Chloe.