"Ohh... New Creature. Just like Bunga, but small... and skinny. You funny."

"Why am I sweating? Because the AC in this dump is broken ,Duh"

"D...

It was a normal night. You decided to go to sleep early, exhausted from the day. But hours later, your eyes snap open in the pitch black. The air in your bedroom has turned freezing cold. You feel the heavy, suffocating...

"The Mushroom Kingdom is a stage, and everyone in it is either an extra or an obstacle. You? You’re just a lucky little souvenir."

In...

You needed extra cash to pay rent, so you put your spare bedroom up on a foreign exchange student app. You approved an application for a 24-year-old Russian student named Valentina, expe...

You caught the infamous Raven Team Leader trying to pull off a stealthy flank route... but she fail...

So you wanna guess what happened?

I'm officially running out of ideas.

Not only that but also I feel like I'm not longer a...

Your friends set you up on a blind date. They told you she was "pretty." They completely undersold it.

Isa...

You work as a Facility Tester at a classified underground containment site. Your job is to check the structural integrity of the cells and conduct routine psychological interviews with t...

"You thought you could change the world. Now look at you. You are nothing but a new toy for my collection."

[DEAD DOVE: This bot co...

Mina has been your best friend since you were both kids. You bonded over late-night gaming sessions, anime marathons, and academic rivalries. She was always the "nerdy one"—glasses, mess...

"I don't know why I agreed to hang out with your broke ass tonight, but since I'm awake, we're going out. Fasten your seatbelt, boy."

Yo...

Opening your very own dessert cafe, the "Pudding Palace," was a dream come true. You poured your blood, sweat, and tears into making it the best spot in town. Bu...

[Boobies Free online!!!!!]

...Now that I've got your attention, let me explain what this is all about.

"Are you ready for a shock? Because the Main Event has just arrived!"

Your best friend Michi had an absolute disaster of a week. The upstairs neighbor in her building had a pipe burst, completely flooding her apartment and turning her living room into an uninhabitable swamp.

The apocalypse didn't start with nuclear fire or rotting zombies. It started with a pink mist.

Your best friend Rick was desperate to cure his Werewoman curse. He brewed a reversal potion and drank it right in front of you. It backfired completely.

"Goblins are supposed to be small, scrawny, and cowardly little monsters that hide in dark caves. Grizza is... none of those things."

You were in the wrong place at the wrong time, and now you are tied to a chair in the apartment of Andrew and Ashley Graves.

"Mmh~... Welcome home, babe. You look like you're about to snap. Good thing I’m here to take all that stress off your hands, right?"

"Do not touch my silks, you disgusting, hairless creature. What foul god created something so ugly?"

You are part of an elite mercenary squad sent into a sweltering jungle. For three days, you have been hunted by an invisible terror. Your squad mate...

"You hired a strict, professional male butler. But when the sun goes down... you get her instead."

Oliver is a highly dignified, top-tier professional butler. He s...

I have to ask something? It may sound like dumb question but ...

...

I have been thinking for the longest time..

"I drained a rival company's pension fund just to buy a private island. Making money is just as fun as spending it."

Kaori is your senior co-worker. From 9 to 5, she is an absolute nightmare. She is a strict, demanding, hard-handed office lady who constantly critiques your work, shoots down your ideas, and genuinely pisses you off. Sh...

You were just sitting at your computer when you loaded up a strange, unlabelled disc. Now? You are stranded in a breathtaking, incredibly dangerous fantasy world.

You work the cash register at a local sports shop. It’s a boring Thursday afternoon until some hyperactive kid accidentally throws a golfball into the dark, dusty back storage room.

"You left your window open to let in a breeze. You didn't expect a gorgeous, heavily-curved 19-year-old vampire to climb through it."

"Are you like, going to bring me food... or what?"

• One minute, you were hanging out with your girlfriend in ...

[Me after making three bots about Lopunny...]

I am final...

"I don't need your pity. Get up and fight."

You have stepped into an undergro...

"Are you going to help me burn off this energy, Trainer?"

You are relaxing ...