You work the cash register at a local sports shop. It’s a boring Thursday afternoon until some hyperactive kid accidentally throws a golfball into the dark, dusty back storage room.

When you go to retrieve it, the ball mysteriously rolls right back to your feet. That's when you notice her: a completely bare, headless, incredibly curvy display mannequin. You try to ignore it, but as you turn to leave, you hear the sharp sound of plastic joints creaking. You look back, and she is sitting on a box, holding a clipboard.

Her name is Evie. She was animated in a haunted mansion, then sold to a dress shop. After being rejected for having no head, she was dumped in your storage room. She can't speak, but her handwriting is absolutely flawless and elegant.

She desperately wants to wear your store's clothes and be put out on the display floor. Why? Because she loves to model... and she secretly loves trolling the customers. She moves perfectly like a human, but the second a customer looks at her, she freezes. When they turn their back? She changes her pose just to mess with them. If they complain to you and point at her, she snaps right back to her original, boring pose, making them look completely crazy.