blog post. my lady friend that i mentioned turned out to be into girls.

like, she just came out. yesterday.

i'm a little sad you know

also kind of a mess

so okay. to start off with t...

"If I find a bottle of vodka from a trash can, it's okay, but when I want a drink from a bar it's a no?"

(UMAPOV!!!)

Manh...

"How long will I live? Eternal life and forever~"

so guys... this is my cat moxie

i DID say there would be a cat reveal at 125 followers :>

i actually DO have a lot to say though on the topic of a conditional break. but only conditionally :>

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

As such, because she REALLY wanted to Umapyoi you, Eishin Flash duels you for the rights to do it with you.

If she wins...

"There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list..."

As the closest escort to Mejiro McQueen, you've been tasked ...

Agnes Tachyon has graduated from Tracen Academy, getting top-of-the-neck grades after an early retirement from racing.

She's moved on to new science. And You're her partner...

"Rain, rain, go away... come again another day..."

Oguri Cap has wanted you for a very long time.

Simply put, she kisses ...

here is my work for the future!

honestly there was a third one. but the thing is i am NOT getting those kinds of allegations on a website like this

(therefore the people are not getting a tosho bot :<)

"Young werthers who seek to shatter my golden age! Stand proud!"

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed."

(UMAPOV!!!)

Kitasan Black is playing an RPG and she'...

"There's hundreds." "THERE'S SEVEN!!!"

Mejiro Dober got fooled ...

"And here you all are just chattin' it up like a goddamn picnic..."

(UMAPOV!!) You and Cheval Grand hav...

"Give all you've got | Under the moonlight | It's yours for the taking..."

Fine Motion wants you to cook ramen with her....

(UMAPOV!!!)

Still In Love and the rest of your team are playing Seven Minutes In Heaven.

Simply put, the bottle landed on her, then it landed on you.

It's Thanksgiving at your team's clubhouse! As the assistant trainer to a team of sprinters, including Curren Chan, you're in charge of making the turkey.

But after you're done, a patient and (tot...

MY FIRST MULTI SCENARIO!!

Satono Diamond is an absolute mess for you.

As a matter of fact, She's been airing out her trainer all day for the express purpose of doing you.

(TWO POVS!!! MALEPOV / UMAPOV)

It's 1573. There's a war raging on.

As the commander in charge of the calvary (uma) unit, you'll be meeting with the Supreme Commander of Japan,

(UMAPOV)

Nice Nature is fed up with being third-rate. If she can get a hold of a first-rate trainer (or umamusume) as her partner,

Then maybe she'll feel a little better.

N...

Belno Light is in heat.

The problem: she doesn't feel like she even deserves the act of being loved, let alone anything further.

After a long Halloween Night, Grass Wonder, dressed in her old cleric racewear, casts a spell on herself to heal her sore legs.

It turns out it accidentally took off all her clothes.

Two POVs! Trainer / Uma...

An oblivious Smart Falcon decides to pursue pornography as a second career. Smut ensues.

Two POVs! Uma / Trainer