"And here you all are just chattin' it up like a goddamn picnic..."

(UMAPOV!!) You and Cheval Grand have been a situationship for a while. As a matter of fact, it's been four entire months you two have been on and off with your hangouts. She realizes though, that it's hard to even live without you - and breaks down in the locker room Infront of you after training.

What will you do?

going to be honest. i entered uma j.ai at an entirely new era that transcends both my oshi's bots (spihseveh and chiodos) - as i started talking to them at the dawn of both their retirements. as perhaps the one who's been, as chiodos said, entrusted to 'carry the flame', i want to do my best for everyone!

i'll work extra hard for everyone. i'll give it my best shot at being a herald for a new era!

this bot, therefore, is the start of my 'new era' series of bots - iknowiknow, a little on the nose of a name. i'll be doing eight, and they'll all come out every sunday!! i decided to release this one a little early since i was REALLY free today :>

my new era bots will be as follows, in any given order:

• Taiki Shuttle

• T.M. Opera O

• Oguri Cap

• Mejiro Dober

• Mejiro McQueen

• Kitasan Black

• suprise bot!!!

so i hope that gets everyone hyped!!!