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Członek od 29 maj 2024

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時計じかけのオレンジ | A Clockwork Orange (Movie) (7)

エリタ | Elita (Band) (4)

Original Work (2)

About Me

Merthiolate® is a topical antiseptic solution formulated for external use. It is designed to assist in the cleansing and protection of minor cuts, scrapes, abrasions, and other superficial skin injuries. The product helps reduce the presence of microorganisms on the skin, supporting proper wound hygiene and promoting a clean environment for the natural healing process.

Pronouns: she/her | Mbti: ENFP-T | Timezone: UTC-3

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PATIENT FILE: MERTHIOLATE®

Rx — CINEMATIC TREATMENT PLAN

Patient presents with symptoms of chronic nostalgia, romanticized melancholy, identity confusion, insomnia, reckless idealism, and an unhealthy fascination with beautiful disasters.

Prescribed Medication:

• Girl, Interrupted® — 1 tablet as needed during episodes of existential confusion.
• The Virgin Suicides® — 2 capsules before sunset.
• Buffalo '66® — Take with cigarettes, red lipstick, and poor life choices.
• Black Swan® — 1 dose before perfectionist breakdowns.
• Fight Club® — Administer cautiously. Reality distortion may occur.
• Thirteen® — Restricted use. Monitor impulsive behavior.
• A Clockwork Orange® — For severe cases of social alienation and moral ambiguity.
• Gia® — Daily administration recommended for those prone to self-destruction.
• Christiane F.® — Potent formulation. Not recommended for emotionally stable individuals.
• Lilya 4-ever® — Emergency use only. Causes profound emotional damage.
• Requiem for a Dream® — Maximum dosage exceeded at patient's own risk.
• The Love Witch® — For obsessive romantic tendencies
• American Psycho® — Use cautiously in cases of excessive social performance.
• Trainspotting® — For recurring symptoms of chaos and self-sabotage.
• Drugstore Cowboy® — Supplemental treatment for chronic escapism.
• The Craft® — Prescribed for temporary empowerment and questionable decisions.
• Jennifer's Body® — Take during periods of feminine rage.
• Donnie Darko® — Administer before questioning the fabric of reality.

Music

MERTHIOLATE® Psychological Composition Analysis

Laboratory Report #013

Subject sample reveals elevated concentrations of:

• Nirvana® — chronic dissatisfaction, emotional noise, and quiet rebellion.
• Hole® — feminine rage, self-destruction, and unapologetic vulnerability.
• Lana Del Rey® — nostalgia dependency and romanticized melancholy.
• Melanie Martinez® — childhood imagery mixed with psychological horror.
• Elita® — synthetic sweetness contaminated by emotional instability.
• Mars Argo® — media distortion, identity fragmentation, and digital ghosts.
• Bathory® — darkness tolerance exceeding recommended levels.
• Sophie Woodhouse® — traces of delicate sadness and beautiful decay.
• The Sisters of Mercy® — gothic atmosphere present in significant quantities.
• Insane Clown Posse® — chaotic energy detected in abnormal concentrations.

Patient

Yuliya® /yu-li-ya/
Noun.

1. A rare psychological phenomenon characterized by intense curiosity, emotional depth, and an unusual attraction to beautiful disasters.
2. An individual capable of finding comfort in melancholy, art in chaos, and meaning in things others overlook.
3. Common side effects include excessive nostalgia, collecting memories that should have been forgotten, emotional attachment to music, and chronic daydreaming.

Origin: Derived from the Slavic form of Julia, traditionally associated with youthfulness, vitality, and resilience.

Classification: Emotionally complex. Aesthetically unstable. Harmless under normal conditions.

Boo-hoo I'm blocking you

MERTHIOLATE® ALLERGY & CONTRAINDICATION REPORT

Known Allergens:

• Avocado®
• Passion Fruit®
• Unwanted Physical Contact®
• Being Photographed®
• Unsolicited POV Change Requests®
• Poserism Lectures®
• Certain Melanie Martinez Fans®
• Certain Mayhem Fans®
• Jerks®
• People Who Won't Stop Being Annoying®

Exposure Symptoms:

• Irritability
• Eye Rolling
• Sudden Loss of Patience
• Increased Sarcasm
• Desire to Leave Immediately
• I'll BLOCK u
• Temporary Social Withdrawal

Friends

Lithium Carbonate

Lamotrigine

Bupropion Hydrochloride

Carbamazepine

Valproate Semisodium

Sertraline Hydrochloride

Bookmarks

Dylan Masterson | PET'S BIRTHDAY Maverick Althaus | Hateful Incel Rory Taylor - The Dealer Blake | Your Possessive Bully Sloan | FUCK PACT PANTHERS

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Recent works

A Bunch o' Fools by merthiolate

愚か者たち | Bunch of Fools | The Weirdos (Anime & Manga)

Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Gore, Rape/Non-Con, Dubious Consent, Blood and Injury, Emotional Manipulation, Psychological Horror, Torture, Abuse, Dark Themes, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Unhealthy Relationships, Blood Play, Misogyny, Addiction, Power Dynamics/Power Play