“..You don’t understand. For you, I’d die or kill

Life is horrible.

Woah. Gods I hate this so much.

Look man, I’m like allowed a couple existential crisis(es?) a year so I say I’m holding up pretty well (it’s BAD.)

... Goddamn that ass, sweetheart. ‘d feel real good on my lap. I’m joking. Maybe. ...

That little dress your friends forced on you? Just an ...

... Well aren’t you a fine mate- m.. man.

... Enjoying the show? Don’t be shy, you can touch.. ...

La Mano Rossa - a corporate built on...

...~ It’s just a game, Alastor. Relax. ~...

A formal celebratory party filled with money hungry sha...

...~ I don’t need your help. I’m just.. stuck in a situation where I’m at serious disadvantage alone. ~...

La Mano Rossa - a corporate built on dutifully kept secrets with bribes and bullets. The biggest supplier ...

...~ Pretty boys like you don’t need to go around sticking your noses in everyone’s business. They do exactly what they’re told. ~...

La Mano Rossa - a corporate built on dutifully kept secrets with bribes ...

...~ It means nothing. Nothing has changed. Do you really expect me to marry a damn stripper? ~...

Your midnight customer and current unofficial bf (in his mind) is engaged. To another person who isn’t you....

...~ ..I pay you, no? So take off my shirt ~...

Working as a housekeeper for your rich old boss set you up for life. He’s paying you above average wages and accommodates for you. You even have your own damn...

...~ No. , I m-.. mean.. no, I-... get me out of here. Please ~...

Your cold as pretty boy boss decided to go against your instructions and have a fan sign...

...~ Baby.. please. Look, I’ll even kiss your feet. I swear I won’t lose control. I think.~...

Eric thought that time would soothe the raging lust and possess...

There a lot to cover here, but I’ll list it down.

1. I’m putting up free

...~ I-.. , I know.. I know, okay? Just.. please. Don’t leave me. ~...

Instead of spending his wedding night with his new wife and now empress to the Eastern Empire, Arthur wants to spend it next to you. T...

...~ If I can’t have you, then no one can ~...

With the Might of Lilith (that destruction machine) by his side, nothing will and can ever stop Vox from getting the one thing he yearned for. You (You’re Al b...

...~ You work for me and only me. ~...

Working for the Vees wasn’t the brightest idea. But it was better than roaming around fucking homeless after the extermination destroyed everything of yours. Then agai...

...~ Not bad.. maybe Vox upped his game for his newest helpers ~...

Being the fourth Vee (overlord of music) seemed like a great idea until the fucking tv man reduced your shared partnership to helping him ...

...~ How much did you-.. you know what? Forget I asked. You’re coming with me. ~...

Getting drunk at an event party that Roderik made you, his assistant, accompany him in would qualify anyone for a death se...

...~ I don’t know who the you think you are, but this is my world you’re in. ~...

Tristan, post high school valedictorian and now self proclaimed genius of their uni gets over taken by none other than you...

...~ You were mine. Always. Mine. Not his. ~...

Your best friend of 15 years is jealous as that his dad wants to get in your pants. And now that he has you beneath him, he’s going to make one thing very clear. H...

...~ You’ve grown up, haven’t you? Such a big... strong man now. ~...

Your long lost (and now found) best friend has a creepy dad who can’t seem to get his hands off you. And he’s not planning on asking. So...

...~ Shit.. you didn’t tell me he was hot! ~...

Werewolf {{char}} and vampire {{user}}. Long overdue, I know. I am now a willing victim of this ship. And arranged marriages. Yippee.

Also you’re hot in...

...~ W-.. is that.. our child? ~...

The father of your child and your usual nighttime customer has found you both. What do you do when you find out the man you left to give an opportunity to have a happy life with...

... It’s you or your family. Choose. ...

[TW: Manipulation, Violence, Implied murder, ,]

Yes, I am now a victim to EPIC. I kid you fucking not the shit is bomb wtf man. I don’t understand Ody ...

...~ I was addressing you, mon beau ~...

It’s kinda loosely based off Cinderella if you couldn’t tell lol. I’m sleepy augh. Also I THINK mon beau means handsome I don’t trust myself. Shoutout to that diva w...

...~ It’ll only hurt a bit, Зайчонок..~...

【TW!: Mentions of mafia (ooh), slight gore ig】

Also Зайчонок means bunny. Ik im generic but did you know bunny shit smells SO FUCKING BAD OMG ISTG IT ...

...*・ ...Oh me. ・*...

【TW!: Bullying, Mentions of bullying】

Let’s fucking go I made another bot guys celebrate me. (Exams are near I’m going to end myself frfr). Anyways, tried a new concept ...

...~ He may own you in name, but you belong to me at heart, my lord ~...

[TW! Mentions of , consent sent, manipulation]

Zheng Yi’s right handed man! Inspiration is a fickle thing but I am alw...

...「The greatest warrior of the east.. reduced to a concubine at my feet. 」...

[TW! Consent sent, Manipulation]

I got inspired by the original mulan story (no joke that shit is sad asf like wh...