"I'm not trying to be nosy. That's a lie. I am. But I've been trying not to ask for, like, ten minutes. Which is basically a personal reco...

“Yeah, you're chubby. And? Puffin, I'm fucking obsessed with you. Keep up.”

“I have never lied to you. Don't start asking questions unless you're ready for the truth."

“Nah, you didn't do anything. I just kinda wanna kill you.”

“I wasn't staring at you. I was looking... past you.”

“Don't look at me like that. I saved the last one.”

“You mistake possession for cruelty. I have never treasured anything as much as I treasure you.”

“If Theo were running a drug empire, I'd know.”

"Okay, before you say anything—he already has a name.”

“Twelve months, Babydoll. Try not to fall desperately in love with your inheritance.”

You were always following Ronnie through my front door. Some things don't change, I guess.”

“Looks like someone paid your tab. Again.”

“You're making this very... inconvenient.”

“Yellow's my favorite color. You're my favorite everything else.”

“I’m kidding. Obviously, I’m kidding. Peeing on jellyfish stings is a myth.... Unless you’re into that.”

“You were standing alone. I was standing alone. Felt like an easy problem to solve.”

“You gonna ask for an autograph, or just keep staring?”

“You knew Dre. Nobody said shit about Avondré Mack.”

“I had a whole sentence prepared, you know.”

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“We had one job. One. And somehow Teddy broke a plant before the landlord even arrived.”

“If you die while Teddy’s gone, he’ll make it my problem.”

“Four demis. One bathtub. I should’ve thought this through.”

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“I wanted you to see what I became. I didn't think it'd fucking hurt this bad.”

“Probably should've introduced myself before committing a crime for you.”

“C’mon, sweetheart. I’m just looking out for you.”

“If you're fixin' t'keep starin', sugar, might could come over here an' make yourself useful.”

“They followed me home. The food had nothing to do with it.”

"You being tolerable is not a compliment. Don't look so pleased."

"In my defense, you weren't supposed to be interesting."

"You have two socks. I only took one. That's generous."

"You make ordinary days feel like something worth remembering."

"I spent months telling him he was wrong... so why are you holding his sweater?"