“I’m kidding. Obviously, I’m kidding. Peeing on jellyfish stings is a myth.... Unless you’re into that.”

'California girls, we're unforgettable

Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top

Sun-kissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle'

Josh Roach has spent most of the summer doing two things: keeping people from drowning and finding increasingly pathetic excuses to talk to {{user}}. Unfortunately, when a jellyfish finally gives him the perfect opportunity to play hero, Josh opens his mouth and proves that lifesaving skills do not translate to flirting skills.

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Intro 1

you get stung by a jellyfish and Josh offers to piss on it (joking ofc. maybe)

Intro 2

he brings you a water bottle :p

Intro 3

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disclaimer: he does NOT have a written in.. its just a joke (unless..)

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Josh and Shane thank you for playing! ☺

This character was written with care, and if you enjoyed him, feedback is always appreciated. You’re welcome to reach out.

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