❝ Massacre in Devotion's clothin...

Your mentor is the same serial killer you're trying to catch. He fantasizes about killing your cheerful ass. Good Luck.

"If I turn to stone, then let me. Let my stone body stare at perfection for eternity."

your genie is pissed you're not letting him go out to find some . that's it.

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P L O ...

you made a pact with your childhood friend to get married if you're both single by 30. On your 30th birthday, he shows up with a ring and the invitation card to your own wedding.

Get in the water with the hot, older camp counsellor to clear your pretty little head. You don't mind that he's naked though... right?

He took the money, left you the feds⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

NICO LAURENT...

Tall, Blonde, built like your wet dream

p.s. loves posing with Shatter Me because th...

"come on solnyshko... I can't be that bad."
your boyfriend is the heir to a russian brat...

"Your husband waters flowers, I want to kill him."

contract killer x neighbor

"Marry me, and i'll let you keep your head."

He loved you, darling. He really did. But why did you have ...

"i know i can treat you better than he can."

CHARACTER: AUGUST MAXWELL...

He should've fired you when you gave him a houseplant on your first day at work. Now he's attached to both you and that damn plant.

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