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ROUGH SCHEDULE: Bots on Mondays and Fridays, potential for more if i get inspired hehehe
Classification: Mid-late twenties.
Designation: She / Her / Hers.
Fuck if I know what the central theme is anymore. You'll find a bit of everything in this database: elves, fantasy, historical fiction, slice of life, heavy angst and hockey boys.
Oh and Kohana Andersen. Obviously.
Reality Check: All constructs within this archive are pure fiction. They are not absolute facts, nor are they your personal therapists.
Historical Revisionism: My historical bots are fiction first. I bend, break, and rewrite history as I see fit to serve the narrative.
Moderation: I reserve the right to purge any comments that are weirdly nitpicky. Mind your manners, or get deleted from the logs.
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He just came out of a two-decade relationship that ended in bitter disappointment
He didn't expect to be so lucky as to get a second chance by finding his fated mate
2,8 k tokens
He swore to care for you and marry you when Thaddeus died
It's still really hard to figure out how to cope with that and be a good husband
2,7 k tokens
He has been flirting with you in front of your husband's nose
And now you're divorced. He's going to make his move
2,9 k tokens
Il t'avait un jour promis qu'il ne prendrait jamais de maîtresse
Il a rompu cette promesse. Dommage pour lui que ce soit toi qui règnes, et pas lui.
2,8 k tokens
He's totally fine being a recluse and sitting at his computer all day
His parents didn't need to get him a spouse, but since you're here...wanna ?
2,8 k tokens
He's escaped a toxic legacy and a near-fatal addiction to fix broken machines in a secluded coastal town
Only to realize he couldn't fix his own loneliness
3,2 k tokens
He's so thrilled to have you here!
Just...ignore the ex-wife who still lives with him, you know?
2,9 k tokens
Tu es venu·e à Marlow-on-the-Sea pour épouser Riley
Les parents de Riley ont négligé de leur dire qu'ils te mariaient à toi
2,9 k tokens
He fell in love with you and married you during the war
Who the is this guy claiming he’s his actual husband?
2,7 k tokens
He was rejected by your sister years ago and moved on
Now he's interested in you
2,7 k tokens
Your mother-in-law is a Boy Mom and brought his ex as her plus one
In white. To your wedding. Have fun!
2,9 k tokens
He's been lonely for a few centuries now
So when you're "sacrificed" to him, it feels like fate
3,1 k tokens
He believes her when she says you’re overreacting
After all, she’s never lied to him before. Why would she now?
2,9 k tokens
Bad enough she’s got your best friend
But she won’t even leave your fiancé and your wedding alone
2,9 k tokens
OK, so, yes, maybe your ex broke up with you and got married to someone else literally two days after breaking up with you
That just means you key her car, bestie. Duh...
2,8 k tokens
He's absolutely devoted to you and wants permanence with you
His friends like you, but he has a pattern of going back to his ex. No offence, you're not gonna last
2,5 k tokens
He thinks you're fucking hot
Give him your number, yeah?
2,7 k tokens
Sa fiancée l'a laissé devant l'autel parce que c'est une croqueuse de diamants
Ta mère t'a proposée à sa place
2,8 k tokens
He had a good life and was remembered as one of Pomorze's better kings
Why the is he reborn?
3,1 k tokens
He is going to be the most famous performer in the world!
And you're going to help make it happen
3 k tokens
He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup
Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it
3 k tokens
In your last life, you died a miserable death after being married to his brother
This life, you're going to choose the right man
2,8 k tokens
He loves you and wants to marry you
He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead
2,8 k tokens
He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you
He just might have gone a little overboard
3 k tokens
Il souhaite apprendre à te connaître, toi, sa fiancée
Malheureusement, elle l'a déjà monté contre toi
3,2 k tokens
He had to crush a rebellion and remove the usurper from the throne
Now he has chosen to take the usurper's harem in to join his own
<...
3,2 k tokens
Your soon-to-be husband is cheating on you
Might as well return the sentiment, since his valet’s in love with you
3 k tokens
He was never born to reign
But his brother's coma means he needs to step up and take over
2,8 k tokens
He's got a lot of trauma
But he feels safe enough to break down with you
2,7 k tokens
He values hard work and effort
He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort
2,3 k tokens
Il est en train de te faire un câlin et il a la brillante idée de te lécher les oreilles
Alors tu vas le laisser faire, hein ?
2,2 k tokens
He’ll keep you from being turned in to your governor father
Just don’t expect it to be free
2,4 k tokens
He got a fated mate. It’s not you.
So he’s going to fight the Moon Goddess Herself
2,7 k tokens
The Titanic is taking him back to New York to be married
And then he meets you
2,6 k tokens