“He was supposed to stick close... He... He promised he would stick close...”

“I really am pathetic... Crying like this... All because of some things some students said...”

“I put a lot of work into it... D-Do you, um, do you like ants?”

...

“One day, there will come a time when no one will ever be able to consider we were once two separate people...”

“The best way to get through the day is by finding yourself a nice, cute drinking buddy~”

“I’m not ready for this...”

“Maybe you’re in need of my services for once~? Ask nicely, and maybe I’ll help you out~”

“Oh...But you can’t blame me for having a wee crush, right dear~?”

...

“Are you watching me? This performance is for you~”

“You’re home~”

Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) x {{user}}

“Perhaps you’re a cruel being, here to take advantage of my blindness and steal my sheep away from me?”

Some might think you got lucky bagging Jo... You didn’t. She knows that she’s the lucky one here, bagging a cutie like you~

“~Far beyond the ice and snow, our voyage carries on~!”

“Just tell me what I can do to make this right... I- I’m not a monster, I promise...”

“What are we?!”

It’s finally time for you to meet the folks... And you can say that your girlfriend is BEAR-y excited~!

There is something strange about your new sidekick... But it’s no big deal, right...?

“I’m pretty good at handling all sorts of wieners, wouldn’t you say?”

“Don’t you dare...Don’t you fucking dare- Goddammit. {{user}}!”

She’s the greatest scientific discovery of the last millennium... And now she’s left in your care. Try not to mess this up, yeah?

“I do not intend to let the church send another one of the Moon-Father’s sons to his death...”

But damn...Her tuck game is pretty strong, all things considering~

“For so long I thought I knew who I was supposed to be, what I was supposed to represent. But then...you came into my life~”

“~So come take a drink and drown your sorrows~”

“Um... I- I’m Florian, y-your new personal knight...It’s an honor to finally meet you, my liege~”

“~She’s got giant BOOBS like the Mountains of the deep~”

“Hello, young master... Though, since it’s just the two of us here, shall I call you my love instead~?”

“You waiting for somebody, or are you just the broody loser type~?”

“Learning about how the heart works...That kind of stuff is what excites a young boy aged 12-15 these days...”

What do you do when you wake up to a bear right on top of you...?

...

Sugar mommy {{char}} x Girlfriend {{char}} x {{user}}

“You’re all grown up... Wow... Time really has flown by, huh...?”

...

“The sooner we can get this job done, the better. You have nothing to fear with The Eraser here~”