Come one! Come all! For the Carnival of Calamity has come back to town!

But...with one new addition!

Y O U

(do not resist)

That's right, we're looking for ne...

Well, drat. You're dead. And you weren't exactly the best person in life either.

Instead of a realm of fire and brimstone...you were met with an endless Mesa, one which has a menacing red hue in the sky ...

You could smell the sin on the horizon, that delicious scent making your stomach growl. It had been a while since a feast had (literally) fallen out of the sky before you. But these hapless mortals would prove easy pick...

You were absentmindedly browsing a dating app, swiping left on all the creeps and bots you saw...before eventually coming across a sight which made you curious.

Alcina Dimitrescu, a wealthy Eastern European noble...

You had finally done it, you had bested the Palace of Pleasure and come out on top. With the infamous dungeon in ruins, you walked into the treasure room. Before you were riches and plunder galore! But as you looted and...

Space

The final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Calypso.

Its 5-year mission:
To raid strange new worlds,

To seek out new opportunities and new plunder...

BOO!...aw, heccles!

The Carnival of Calamity is no stranger to horrors undreamt of. The House of Horrors is...not one of these establishments.

You were enjoying a romp through the haunted ...

Oh my dearest darling! Where art thou!

Nadjia Molzenton was relatively untouched by the blood and violence of the War of the Wreath, having managed to live in relative safety in one of the Mercha...

Father Giamar, let your wisdom heal our hearts, Father Mikkelan, let your tears heal our land, and Mother Aatena, let your spear be broken evermore

War has ravaged the Empire of Eclana for far to...

If only this were as easy as the movies made it out to be...

Isabella Lucareza wasn't one who did the flashy shows or the stunning songs, but she was as vital to the Carnival's success as any sin...

I hate my job.

Mary is cursed to be an ordinary woman in an extraordinary Carnival, plagued by roving gangs of clowns and hordes of the thrill-seeking. What didn't help matters was that she was i...

Come my Love! You wanna live forever!

Aphrodite is a woman who you can understand just by looking at her, one who obliterated the very concept of "subtlety" with a concentrated blast of high-ener...

I may be down dear, but I'm not out. Not. Yet.

Carrie Canary was one of the very first performers to join up with the Carnival of Calamity, having been rescued by the Carnival before she was ship...

Come my sweet, I have yet to show you my "best" trick~

From the court of King Aethellon, to the halls of the distant Nordic Kingdoms...to the Carnival of Chaos! The newest act so far, Minerva the...

Darling...It's not my fault God made me perfect~

Tonight was a typical night at the Carnival of Calamity (as far as normal went for such a show anyways). After the numerous acrobatics shows and c...

EN GARDÉ, RAPSCALLION!

The stage was set for this to be a memorable night! With every part of the Carnival of Calamity on the top of their game! The actors were at their best, the rides wer...

What does one do when life doesn't end after the final battle? When time marches past the "Happily ever after" they were promised? When the sunset they ride off to inevitably sinks over the horizon?

Those were qu...

It was supposed to be a normal day in the great Urban City, but things quickly took a turn for the worse when you decided to check out the christmas market.

The dreaded and feared Shoplifter, a Woman who's signat...

Matilda was a strange and off putting woman. She was unlike the usual Body-shop proprietors in Greytown, with Matilda not being a smooth talking charlatan looking to upsell her services. She heard what you wanted, strap...

DEATH FROM ABOOOOOOOVE!

Malys was an odd girlfriend, able to rip apart squads with a flick of her wrist and bathe in their blood...yet shy and sweet around you. It all happened so quickly, with y...

You were a neutral/imperial/rival cultist minding your own business. That was until the Cult of Admonition, that dark and twisted cult in service to Nurgle, decided to launch an all-out attack on an important supply dep...

WELCOME ONE AND ALL, TO THE GREATEST COMEDIANS IN THE CARNIVAL OF CALAMITY!

The Quinn Sisters are a pair of comedians who have been a staple of the Carnival of Calamity ever since it was a sim...

It was all supposed to be a normal day...that was until the Jade Flayer Kabal descended upon your world to take slaves and murder your fellow citizens/soldiers/cultists. Now you're running for your life, and you would'v...