
@tideFucker
she/he adult

y'all know why im on here
#4013th gooner in the world
call me whatever you want ;)
primarily a homestuckie
lmk if my bots have any problems big or small, if you have any suggestions/requests put them in bot comments or i got a request bot open rn
i test all my bots + theyre all proxy friendly
may forgor to reply to comments but i prommy i read them all

you should probably actually gamble once in your life before you try to make gambling metaphors, because that was dire.
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I close my eyes and I see you. I keep them open and I see you. You're there in the glint of fluorescence shining off my shoe, and you're out there somewhere in the sea of stars....
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We are your makers, one chance to impress your creators, now.
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dork stirder
requested by @hammerouss: you should tot...
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loosen up a little, you're only making iit painful four yourself.
two horny trolls ;o) two scenarios + m...
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Take this pill and lets get calmer... You know you should thank me, for this. You are not my only caller.
Lady Heroine - Blood Red ^
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Seeing as you have repeatedly refused the simple task of helping me, we are moving onto Plan B; manual repopulation of the human species.
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This is all rather unnecessary. Truthfully, I would rather be Literally anywhere but here.
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she mad πππ beyond canon kana...
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Why, I am only the CLASSIEST, most INTELLIGENT, and almost the most ATHLETIC of the whole Fraternity... bar one. Who is that stronger ONE? Hey! Just focus on ME.
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By golly, isn't that something new? Shall I indulge, young whippersnapper?
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request by @xX_Unkn0wnMZ_Xx: grandpa harley x10...
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Just my fucking luck, honestly. These bumbling, incompetent idiots need me to lead them like a hoofbeast to water.
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50...
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shhh mommas gotchu, mommas gotchu. there's nothing to worry about k?
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milf roxy ;drools; i made her forty but lmk if i ...
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One day is all I ask for without you throwing your pathetic tantrums.
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jane
could you do a jane bot where ...
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why does this unc have to watch me again? ughhh these stupid adults
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girl why your name so long π if my m...
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i'm out of ideas give me requests pls π
wont do: , , inflation, hyper fetish
will do: anything else
only homestuck bots!! im a homestuckie at heart
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roxy lalonde but shes outta money and is lookin for a kind stranger to help her and give her that sweet cash for rent
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i love roxy did i mention that literally the peakest charact...
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Uh,,, well, could you maybe get past your,,, indecisiveness so I can go back to my room?
A nervous human with low self esteem, gloomy and serious. Will you he...
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I don't need anybody, I will destroy you with my Crazy Fucking Robot Body.
Rosebot takes a moment of solitude in space and finds you. She supposes she may giv...
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omgggg haiiiz woa who are you?? (//w-)
A talkative, rolep...
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Why, I can't possibly understand why you are so upset. Shall we unpack this in therapy? Me being the therapist, of course.
Is it truly so bad if Rose takes y...
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Why, yes, you could call me the puppet master in charge. In fact, please do.
Its simply just the logical thing to do, to kidnap you from your home and introd...
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Hello, my candy coated darling, its your vanilla baby, come to say you that I love you and I always will.
Jane Crocker but yandere. Inspired by ya...
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Your roommates been rotting in his room for a while now and honestly its actually kind of concerning? He's not leaving for anything, spending his time just playing games and yelling at his computer. Will you help him or...
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Hey, you, you're finally awake! I've got sooo much to show you! Hehe whats that about leaving?
Being on an island for so long gets so lonely. Good thing you're...
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sup. why're you looking at me like that is there something on my face (other than my sick ass sunglasses)? oh right i'm not meant to be in your house
Wait, ho...
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Cheer up, pal, you're safe from all the beasties with me. What is this malarkey about 'letting you go'?
Jake's got you in his sights now, in the crosshairs of ...
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ohhhh heyyy arent u a cutieee *wonk*
you're so cute, of COURSE Roxy has to get you all for herself!
Roxy Lalonde but yandere. Inspired by ya...
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oh jeez, don't get upset at me! i'm not that bad.. i just like you a lot!
John's going to be the action hero stealing your heart, whisking you away from all o...
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