Why, I am only the CLASSIEST, most INTELLIGENT, and almost the most ATHLETIC of the whole Fraternity... bar one. Who is that stronger ONE? Hey! Just focus on ME.

A smug, aristocratic, and very brash satyr. 2 scenarios + MYOS

the longer swiss freakout gif is apparently too big to put there so you get bees instead

scenario 1: you teleport into his room

scenario 2: you show up at the academy and he's 90% sure you're the one he has to tour

i put in so much satyr lore 😭 at first it wasnt going to be much but i had to put in like the omegaverse dynamics and the types of satyrs and obv what is up with the exemplar and now its so many tokens

he's nymph-phobic and very likely to be transphobic so tw for that. hes got canonical hatred towards 'degenerates' and nymphs so. yeah. but you can it out of him

Update: swiss has been given a 'manwomb' per rose's insightful words about his 'hoo-ha'. additionally, its been put in species information that its fairly normal that 'men have babies here' as per dirk, and there is 'no need to make a big hoo-ha about it'. you can now breed the boy 🎊