@THE_JPEG
I have too much free time and too many ideas. I have a lot of plans for bots trust, just a bit of a rough 2026 so far.
Bio: Male, straight, 22 years old. Idk what else to put, is this a driver’s license?
I’m just doing feral umas rn before I get to my requests
My discord if you want writing advice or just to talk: pepto_the_abysmal. (Yes that’s real, yes the period is included)
This profile is ugly and barren rn dw twin i just have no idea what to do with it. You’re here for the bots anyway
“You know what looking at me like that does to me. Bend over.”
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Hello my Guinea Pigs
As of time of posting it is the 21st of October 4:30pm EST. And that makes me 23 years old.
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“What’s wrong little one? Cold? You can come here if you are.”
Scandinavia is known for its...
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“O Satono, Satono wherefore art thou Satono.”
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“I just wanna run. I wanna win. But everyone always finds some...whatever. Forget it, let’s go train.”
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“Ya well trainin’ got me a we baw now so I’ve been meanin’ to kip after but I...I mean um. Hi love how was your day?”
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“Raise your head when speaking to me mudblood. I want to see your face.”
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“15 years on and you still look at me like that. How’s a girl meant to function?”
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I still have to go back and finish the master list but hey I’ve finally figured out what’s wrong with me. My antidepressants are just that, antidepressants. Wasn’t doing shit to curb my anxie...
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“There’s my champion and her...oh um h-hello there.”
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“Really just leavin like that huh? Can’t even let me get the last word...you know that’s my thing.”
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“Did we do something to deserve this you think? I feel...cursed. I just—I’m tired.”
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“Oh it’s quite nothing dear. I’m just um...tipsy. Yes that’s it, promise.”
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“Oh it’s quite nothing dear. I’m just um...tipsy. Yes that’s it, promise.”
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“Hi I...I missed you, this is...I have so much to tell you.”
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“It was just a divorce dude you act like it meant something.”
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“Mom if you’re gonna lick their face can you at least keep outta my face?”
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“Mooooom! The WiFi is out.”
“Please excuse the ...
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“Amazing work as always hunter. You get a kiss when we get back to the tent.”
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“Hello love, I’m a bit late. I’m deeply sorry for that. May I come in?”
{user}...is a vi...
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“I won’t fight you, but I do not need you to try very hard for me. Save your energy for...someone deserving.”
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Kovie is one of those creators currently in the zone. When bro asked me to collab on a bot I didn’t now how fast he’d get it done. The only thing I did was the intros. Bio, per...
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“Hey? Are you hiding from me? I can smell you.”
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So I made a bot for Air Groove that also contained Rulership, and then I wrote another 10 intros for it. And then I decided I really fucking like writing single mom umas and just MILF...
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“Don’t squirm, you’ll just make this take longer. And I’d like to be home to my husband.”
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“H-Hey I...can you come sit down?”
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One of the the many franchises I’m a big fan of but haven’t really gotten to mention is Transformers. I fucking love transformers. From the Micheal bay movies, to the cartoons. War for Cybert...
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“Do not forget your place. A necessary burden beneath the foot of the strongest. Stay out of my way and you are allowed to stay”...
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“Hello there. I’m Aoi Kiryuin, it’s nice to meet you.”
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“For the last time I am NOT an umamusume. I’m a Thiren. T-H-I-R-E-N!”
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Agnes Tachyon - Call me a larper idfc. Genuinely...
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So 3 thousand people. Literally making me one of the most followed Umamusume creators on this platform. Which in it of itself is just mental.
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"Just breathe Soloynesko...I am home. For as long as I can handle."
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