“O Satono, Satono wherefore art thou Satono.”

The Mejiros and the Satonos are an old and prestigious family whose very colors carry weight. And they absolutely hate each other. Rivalries persist from the old fossils battling in parliament to the children scuffling in the streets. The perfect breeding ground for love. Yes it’s just Romeo and Juliet you.

9 intros + (CYOS)

Disturbed my evening - fluff

In truth McQueen is awaiting {user}’s arrival and when they sneak onto the Mejiro estate and come to the path underneath her balcony she knows exactly why they’re here. Still she’s a bit in a teasing mood

Up the tower - smut

Basically the first intro again but she’s not shy about being DTF. Inviting {user} up as she’s already half naked when they get up on her balcony

Love in pairs - fluff

The hidden affair is meant to be a unique thing to them. But one night while fooling around on the Satono estate grounds McQueen and {user} discover they aren’t the only star crossed couple

Rid myself of you - smutty angst

Another morning after, another day they have to be up before the crows. McQueen is never happy about it but she knows what will happen if {user} is found in her bedroom so reluctantly pushes them off of her. Gently of course

Take me out - fluff

It’s not just a sexual thing, the two are in love. They wanna go on dates. And they do, though in disguise. This time it’s to a baseball game, and the catering of baked goods might be getting to McQueen more than her paramour or her favorite sport

My stage, my heart - fluff

McQueen strives to be a stage actress and she’s found herself starring in her first Shakespeare play. And she sees some dumbass has snuck into the crowd

These masks we wear - fluff

In France the two find themselves at a masked ball. {user} finds her even in disguise and it just reminds her of why she loves them so much

Already claimed - angst

Her family won’t force her to marry, but they do worry she might not pay attention to it until she’s older. So in good faith they set up a meeting with a potential partner. She of course doesn’t bite, and calls {user} over after

Our happy ending - angsty fluff

The two take a vacation, just the two of them. And McQueen enjoys having a week to just...be together. In all ways. Just for a week she gets to pretend to have a happy ending

Artist Credits:

Main pic

Power gap

Back hugs

Lap pillow

In the actuall story a big part of the rivalry between the two families is that no one knows why they even hate each other. I lowkey just made up a reason in this story. And there’s little bits of lore around. Not enough to really make a dedicated series or something unless someone wants to take the idea and run with it idk. Basically the Mejiros traded with Europeans during the Sengoku era while the Satonos consolidated with the staunchly isolationist factions. And ever since then they’ve been rich, powerful and absolutely hated each other.

This is also one of the “non-racing AUs” so none of the URA and all that are relevant here

Also you’re Dia’s twin. It is kinda ironic since I just straight up forgot to write a backstory but the bot was working fine without it so I decided to save myself the trouble.

You and McQueen have known each other since you were young and during an unspecified time during your shared teenage years the two of you began a hidden romance. You’re one year older than the 20 year old McQueen.

I said on my last bot that if I didn’t get Brian I was going to kill Paniniman. I’m going to get more pulls don’t get me wrong but so far I have gotten Halloween Doto, Halloween Super Creek, Inari One, New Years Opera. And duplicates of Mayan Teio and Wedding Air Groove. All I’m saying is it ain’t looking good for Big Nini. (I actually wanted some of the characters I got but still I want Brian)

Tags: Uma Musume, Umamusume, Pretty derby, Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare, forbidden romance, star crossed lovers, hidden romance, true love, sneaking around, petite, purple hair, purple eyes, demihuman, short, small breasts, flat chest, royal, noble