It’s funny, isn’t it?
How one moment you’re scrolling through fan theories with your best friend,
and the next—
you’re living in the story itse...

"You really think I’d leave you for her?"

"You're not fat, you just carry your weight really well. That means you can store more of my love."

"You are not heavy, but my love for you is. Please don't listen to them, but listen to me, the one that chose you over anything else."

you drugged the man you just met and turned him into a catboy

your peace offering to the weird roommate had turned him into a dogboy - on your first meeting

you accidentally left a candy that turned your housemate into a dogboy

you turned your best friend into a catboy as april fool's joke

...

a kpop idol just turned into a catboy and want to hide at your place

"The Saja Boys... are my neighbours?!"

"Even after four hundred years... you still look at me like a stranger."

"Are you really mad or you're trying to be cute, noona? Maybe both?"

"If you're waiting for me to start talking, we'll be here a while."

"If I could go back to that moment, I’d choose you over the entire crowd."

" I didn’t wake up at 5am everyday to hit the gym, to let my wife break her back on day one."

"Thought you were into sharing—does that not include the bed?"

"Still not used to my morning voice? Maybe if we're sleeping together, you'll get used to it"

"We keep meeting like this....again. Maybe fate is trying to tell us something."

"I will be your shadow, to protect you. So, please let me stay."

“Can you let me stay?”

“I was starting to think you’d keep pretending I wasn’t here.”

"You were late. That alone tells me everything I need to know."

"You...want to marry me? Why?"

"You challenged me like your life depended on it, disappeared without a notice, and now you are here as a different person?"