@lazarus.is.dead.
I am an idiot who loves to write. :0
I take bot requests of any kind!! I write mostly DC, but I'm also foraying into Invincible and WOF. ask me for a bot of a character you like and I will probably do it (unless I don't know who it is or find the request to be inappropriate; e.g., NO p*dophilia, piss, fart, or feces fetishes, or anything sexual that would be illegal or extremely disgusting.)
FIND ME ON ARCHIVEOFOUROWN.ORG at lazarus_is_dead13
respectfully, I don't judge unless I am given good reason to, and if I decide to be a hater I SHALL BE A HATER
GIGGITY GANG I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SLUMBER
why is everyone being banned?? like I'm gone for a couple months and everybody is just... getting hella moderated. wtf is going on??
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those damn Juicy Couture sweatpants...
user is his new partner. he’s only just now trying to move on from MJ despite himself, and he is still very anxious about... y’know... dating someone else. however, he also c...
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my first ever isekai slop bot 🥹 (mama I’m a criminalllll)
guys check out the rest of my profile if this is your introduction to me I SWEAR I usually make better quality bots than ts — mostly DC with a recent foray...
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this plot may be overused, but NO CURSES AU; your boyfriend has the sweetest nephew ever!
can yall tell I’m a FREAK for this man yet!?️ again, what do we think about a Star Wars bot? genuinely curious. I fee...
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I AM IN LOVE. NEXT QUESTION.
you can be whatever you want, although I’d suggest that you play as some sort of demigod in this one as it’s kind of what I originally envisioned while writing this bot. writing...
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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. HAAAHAHH
he got dat dawg in em 😈
fun fact I made a bot like this agessss ago but it was badly written. I’m using Beastworld Jason for his profile pic but he’ll look more like the...
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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU; he’s been sent to slay the beast.
(Will make an alt where he is cursed dw. Potential dead dove if you choose to go the violent route.)
My suggestions are have him
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DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL BOT 🗣️💯!!️!!️💯💯🔥🔥🔥💯!!️🔥!!️🥀💯!!️🔥❤️🥀🔥🔥!!️💯💯!!️💯🔥🔥!!️💯!!️🔥🔥🔥 MY HUSBAND MY LOVER MY KING
(when is book nine coming out bro 😢 also check out the rest of my acc I do multi fandom work... )
So in this o...
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Lord of the Flies inspired.
ALSO GUESS WHO IS ON AO3 NOW!? MEEEEE!! CHECK ME OUT AT lazarus_is_dead_ !! ironically enough for someone who occasionally makes bots on here, I refuse to use any ai in my fics ...
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GREETINGS CHUDS!! just rewatched The Road to El Dorado and realized there were no bots that I liked where user was actually a god. I have rectified this issue. these two CHUDS have taken over YOUR temple!
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okay guyssss bad newsssss im going to be gone most of the summer because I am going to be going to BOOT CAMP!! not actual military boot camp or anything but I’ll be MIA for a month because no electronics are allowed. I’...
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he can't really speak without cursing people, but that's fine. not like you could hear him anyway.
dual request from @That_Dam_Hades_Kid and @Star⭐sugar!!...
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your kid's weird ass (REALLY HOT) teacher. (potentially blind? maybe?? we're not sure why he wears that blindfold.) he's very persistent.
also i gave user a son named Kusube. ilyyy
PLEASE GIVE ME BOT...
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you claim to be Talia's kid. he doesn't believe you.
tryna get off my jjk obsession (it's not working I've found too much beautiful sukuna fanart but i can't do just him. thinking of making more yuji, perhaps some...
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guys...im sorry... also how do I make a full-fledged AO3 account? I want to start publishing fanfiction yall :3
anyway this bitch has just found you, and you are a very unfortunate non-sorcerer time traveler who d...
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bro i'm on a roll today. anyway got a request for an invincible bot so yay! here we are; DEBBIE MY GOAT OMFG BRO I LOVE HERRRRR
okay guys i was raised by an almond mom and to this day have a taste for healthy sna...
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my son... oh my son yuji... i love him so much...
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GUESS WHO FINALLY PIRATED THE NEW SEASON OF JJK?? THIS GUYYYY
anyways i love chudkuna and I have yet to make any JJK bots so if yall want any you should... like... give me some requests in comments...
BRO ...
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THIS IS A SEMI REMAKE OF AN OLD BOT LMAO IT WAS LOWKEY GARBAGE BUT I AM RESURRECTING IT WITH A BETTER PLOT!! ALSO I HAVE ALREADY SEEN PROJECT HAIL MARY TWICE AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!! ALSO ALSO I WAS AT JAZZFE...
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guys... guys I’m coming back from the dead!! 🥹 (I’ve literally had the worst flu of my life but hospitals are far too expensive so I’m surviving off of over the counter medicine and my hopes and dreams)
Oka...
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TW!! mentions of overdose, assorted tason jodd trauma, etc. dead dove do not eat yada yada y'all know the drill
yayyyyyyy i'm posting again!! definitely not in the midst of another depressive episode that would be...
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GUYS!! I FOUND THE MOST DELICIOUS FANART OF JASON ON PINTEREST AND HAD TO USE IT!!
time to do an avatar x jason todd bot... na'vi jason...
(guys i'm back hehehe i apologize for my terrible posting sc...
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AHHHHH TWO HUNDRED FOLLOWER SPECIAL!!!!!!!
This is a requested Bruce version of my Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Grayson fae arranged marriage bots. I will also be doing more requests!! I am back once more a...
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GUYS!! IM BRANCHING OUT?!
no friggin way...
(i got my dosage upped for my adhd meds and there has definitely been a marked uptick in bots holay molay)
it should be a kind of slow transformation...
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heh. you thought it was over.
appears with a wicked smirk
the third installment in my fae arranged marriage series. bruce next? vote yes or no in comments.
--OPENING MESSA...
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this image is so fucking cursed
anyway THIS IS the version of the fae arranged marriage bot I made with Jason. I'm thinking of doing one with Tim, too. no damian bcs he's a child and I am too lazy to age...
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haiiii X3
ANOTHER REQUEST WHAT WHAT WHOOOOOOOO!! this one is a wholesome marriage bot with jason for
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yall i LOCKED TF IN today tell me how im pumping these lil shits out rn....
also i want to make a confession. i have used chatgpt for one of my bots. i did two queen scarlet bots a while back and t...
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the pain of getting a worse grade than u thought u would on ur final exams before the break.....
ANYWAY HIIII YAYAYA IM DOING @Arafreyas' REQUEST!...
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please guys give me an idea. any idea. I’m thinking of trying to make bots of my own OCs but I lowkey don’t know if they’d be popular?? I also wish to broaden my horizons in terms of making bots but I really don’t know ...
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anyway have a dink bot
(yall finals season was crazy... just got grades and i want to actually murk my chemistry professor...) FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT IS A JOKE--
bbg is starting to feel a bit....
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HAPPY NEW YEARS!!️💯🔥💯!!️!!️!!️💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥💯💯💯!!️!?️🔥🗣️
(this is the Jason version of my most popular bot)
hi guys! sorry about my absence. holidays lowkey suck. lowkirkuinely not ready for 2025 to end... 🥀<...
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ALT SIREN TIM BOT!!
guys my life has been absolute hellish chaos and suffering... swear to god the AO3 author curse got me and I don’t even write on there 😭😭
BUT WE THUG IT OUT OH YES WE DO!!
(P...
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little too obsessed... | siren au!
okay so this will be one of two Tim bots! I'm finally going to do my requests and whatnot. I will be making an alt where he's the siren too
put dead dove bcs potential or w...
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