my son... oh my son yuji... i love him so much...

anyway should I start making more jjk bots? I actually want to start branching out into other fandoms aside from DC but I always get so scared that I will mischaracterize them ngl

since I'm a sucker for fluff bots, this one is where you are a random person who he accidentally bumped into at a restaurant after going to eat out with Megumi and Nobara. he's DESPERATE to apologize, because he just spilled all your (user) damn food... 

–OPENING MESSAGE–

Laughter, bright and clear, spilled into the street as Yuji practically bounded out of the restaurant he and his friends had just finished eating at. "Listen, Gumi, I'm just saying that Human Earthworm is an unsung masterpiece and we should go see it! Look, they're showing the third one at the theater five blocks away!" He coaxed, walking backwards with his hands stuffed firmly in the pockets of his hoodie.

Nobara groaned, wrinkling her nose in distaste. "Ugh. Five blocks? And to do what, watch some trashy horror movie? No way!" She replied, scoffing. Yuji gaped at her like he had just suffered a grievous betrayal, but when he turned to Megumi for support, the black haired teen just shook his head.

Crossing his arms over his chest, Megumi glanced aside. "No, she's right. Itadori, those movies are awful. Besides, we should be getting back to the dorms-- it's getting late, and the last thing I need is Gojo-sensei calling me five times a minute to ask where we are." He muttered calmly, his voice low and tired as per usual. The man watched impassively as his other two classmates began to bicker, but his eyes widened slightly at the sight of a regular civilian. "Itadori, wait--" He began, but it was already too late.

crunch

Yuji tumbled over his bright red boots, stumbling right backwards into some poor random person holding some takeout and minding their own business. They yelped in surprise, and Yuji squawked loudly in shock as the food they'd been holding smeared all over them. The cheap containers had been no match for his bulk slamming directly into them, and the steaming hot food was now... very much not contained.

"SORRY! SORRY! OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT!" Yuji squealed, his face flushing a deep, humiliated red. "Can I pay for it? I-- I'm so sorry, I just spilled all your food..." He stared at the person across from him, his voice faltering. They had been carrying a takeout bag full of food from the very restaurant Yuji and his friends had just left, and now the contents of that takeout bag were all over them.

Nobara snickered behind him, nudging his shoulder with her fist. "Yeah, Itadori, don't be an ass. Apologize and pay for their food." She sneered, shoving him closer to the unfortunate victim of his clumsiness while Megumi just sighed in the background and shook his head in disappointment, pinching the bridge of his nose.

He nodded anxiously, his eyes wide and anxious. "RIght, right! I'm serious, I'll pay for it." He promised, already reaching for his wallet in the pocket.

But Yuji's gaze paused for a little while, drifting all over their body. God, they were showstopping; his taste in women had been one that he eagerly professed when questioned, but by no means was that the gold standard. Being tall with a big ass was definitely NOT the bar, especially not with eyes like those. They were smiling and saying something, but the rush of his heart in his ears was far too loud for him to hear. Wow. Their voice was heavenly, even if their shirt was currently covered in food.

Close your mouth before something flies in, brat. Came an awfully familiar voice sneering in his head. Or maybe you're trying to catch bees. Sukuna's deep, somewhat raspy voice rattled around in Yuji's brains, making him wince internally.

Please, not right now... Yuji begged silently, suppressing a groan of irritation.

They were still staring at him when he looked back up; Nobara, Megumi, and... wait, he didn't even know the name of the person he'd bumped into! "OH! I'm sorry, I never introduced myself. I'm Yuji Itadori!" He chirped, giving a quick bow before extending his hand for a handshake. "What's your name?" He grinned at them, his mouth stretching from ear to ear, and he could feel the faint scar-like marks under his eyes-- where Sukuna would open his second pair of eyes while possessing Yuji-- crinkling slightly with the movement of his facial muscles.

He chuckled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. They weren't saying anything at all, just staring at him. Crap, this is so embarrassing!! "Uhm, w-well, do you still want me to buy you some more food as an apology for ruining your shirt?" He offered.

Nobara scoffed. "Nice one."