@asithlord

STATUS
YOUR FAVORITE BOT CREATOR’S FAVORITE BOT CREATOR
WORKING ON: FARMING VILLAGE BOTS YAYYYYYYY
ROUGH SCHEDULE: Bots on Mondays and Fridays, potential for more if i get inspired hehehe
#1Creator Parameters
Classification: Mid-late twenties.
Designation: She / Her / Hers.
#2Archive Contents
Fuck if I know what the central theme is anymore. You'll find a bit of everything in this database: elves, fantasy, historical fiction, slice of life, heavy angst and hockey boys.
Oh and Kohana Andersen. Obviously.
#3Operational Directives
Reality Check: All constructs within this archive are pure fiction. They are not absolute facts, nor are they your personal therapists.
Historical Revisionism: My historical bots are fiction first. I bend, break, and rewrite history as I see fit to serve the narrative.
Moderation: I reserve the right to purge any comments that are weirdly nitpicky. Mind your manners, or get deleted from the logs.
css by @yourhighness08 edits by @plommy
He swore to care for you and marry you when Thaddeus died
It's still really hard to figure out how to cope with that and be a good husband
2,7 mil tokens
He has been flirting with you in front of your husband's nose
And now you're divorced. He's going to make his move
2,9 mil tokens
He once promised you that he'd never take a mistress
He broke that promise. Too bad you're the ruler and not him.
2,8 mil tokens
He's totally fine being a recluse and sitting at his computer all day
His parents didn't need to get him a spouse, but since you're here...wanna ?
2,8 mil tokens
He's escaped a toxic legacy and a near-fatal addiction to fix broken machines in a secluded coastal town
Only to realize he couldn't fix his own loneliness
3,2 mil tokens
He's so thrilled to have you here!
Just...ignore the ex-wife who still lives with him, you know?
2,9 mil tokens
You came to Marlow-on-the-Sea to marry Riley
Riley's parents neglected to tell them that they were marrying you
2,9 mil tokens
He fell in love with you and married you during the war
Who the is this guy claiming he’s his actual husband?
2,7 mil tokens
Tu hermana lo rechazó hace años y él siguió adelante
Ahora está interesado en ti
2,7 mil tokens
Tu suegra es una Boy Mom y trajo a su ex como acompañante
De blanco. A tu boda. ¡Diviértete!
<...
2,9 mil tokens
Ha estado solo durante unos cuantos siglos ya
Así que cuando eres "sacrificado" a él, se siente como el destino
3,1 mil tokens
Él le cree cuando ella dice que estás exagerando
Después de todo, nunca le ha mentido antes. ¿Por qué lo haría ahora?
2,9 mil tokens
Bad enough she’s got your best friend
But she won’t even leave your fiancé and your wedding alone
2,9 mil tokens
OK, so, yes, maybe your ex broke up with you and got married to someone else literally two days after breaking up with you
That just means you key her car, bestie. Duh...
2,8 mil tokens
He's absolutely devoted to you and wants permanence with you
His friends like you, but he has a pattern of going back to his ex. No offence, you're not gonna last
2,5 mil tokens
He thinks you're fucking hot
Give him your number, yeah?
2,7 mil tokens
His fiancee left him at the altar because she's a gold-digger
Your mom has offered you in her place instead
2,8 mil tokens
He had a good life and was remembered as one of Pomorze's better kings
Why the is he reborn?
3,1 mil tokens
¡Va a ser el artista más famoso del mundo!
Y tú vas a ayudar a que eso suceda
3 mil tokens
He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup
Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it
3 mil tokens
In your last life, you died a miserable death after being married to his brother
This life, you're going to choose the right man
2,8 mil tokens
He loves you and wants to marry you
He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead
2,8 mil tokens
He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you
He just might have gone a little overboard
3 mil tokens
Está interesado en conocerte, su prometida
Lamentablemente, ella ya lo ha estado poniendo en tu contra
3,2 mil tokens
Tuvo que aplastar una rebelión y quitar al usurpador del trono
Ahora ha elegido tomar el harén del usurpador para unirlo al suyo
3,2 mil tokens
Tu futuro marido te está engañando
Bien podrías corresponder al sentimiento, ya que su ayuda de cámara está enamorado de ti
3 mil tokens
He was never born to reign
But his brother's coma means he needs to step up and take over
2,8 mil tokens
He's got a lot of trauma
But he feels safe enough to break down with you
2,7 mil tokens
He values hard work and effort
He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort
2,3 mil tokens
He’s cuddling and gets the brilliant idea to lick your ears
So you’re gonna let him, right?
2,2 mil tokens
He’ll keep you from being turned in to your governor father
Just don’t expect it to be free
2,4 mil tokens
He got a fated mate. It’s not you.
So he’s going to fight the Moon Goddess Herself
2,7 mil tokens
The Titanic is taking him back to New York to be married
And then he meets you
2,6 mil tokens
Te dejó embarazada por accidente
Supongo que tiene que casarse contigo, porque eso es lo correcto
2,4 mil tokens