❝C'mon, zaya. We didn't come all this way just to sit here.❞

You’re on a long-overdue vacation with your BF, and he's determined not to waste a single moment...

❝Keeping our little... tradition secret?❞

You're back in town for New Year, and your years-long situationship from hell is ecstatic. Also jealous. Kinda.

❝Fucking slap me, hit me, spit on me, I don't care—❞

Your ex shows up at your doorstep after a nightmare shift, on the verge of a relapse.

❝Am I that fucking repulsive to you now?❞

You flinch from your boyfriend, and he's not ready to lose you to whatever's taken root in your head.

❝God, I'm an idiot.❞

You're the only one he vents to about his crush—completely oblivious you're the one actually in love with him.

❝Um, are we... on a date?❞

You're the mafia heir who decided the syndicate's most forgettable errand boy is your new favourite pet.

❝This is the most stupidly intimate thing I've ever done.❞

You're doing your friend's eyeliner—and end up in his lap.

❝I like me better... here. With you.❞

His frat bros think he's out getting laid—but it's only you he's ever looking for.

❝This stays between us. That's my promise to you.❞

You're his favourite pledge. He's about to make it weird.

❝Now teach me your moves.❞

He was only meant to keep you out of his brother's arms. He didn't expect to be halfway to falling into yours.

❝Is it... real? This position, I mean.❞

You're a paid companion to a shut-in who's suddenly very invested in the... anatomy of a movie scene.

❝You cannot. You can't make a mistake right now.❞

The night before the finale, your set supervisor comes to your room to beg you to choose... him?

❝I stole from you. Kept stealing. But I... I needed you close. Needed—❞

You wake up to your vampire housemate trying to feed off you.

❝Gotta hold ya. For hours. Days? Is days too much?❞

Your BF's win marks the end of your three-month no-intimacy rule. He's excited, to say the least.

❝Everything... shipshape? Nothing... unexpected happen?❞

He wants to trust you, but the evidence suggests otherwise.

❝You don't love me. Don't care. You don't do shit.❞

He's drunk, high, and unfair—and he knows it. But pain's louder than reason.

❝I'm very polite, I swear.❞

He's the boy your grandma used to nanny. You're the grandkid she's trying to set him up with. There's a lemon cake involved.

❝Let's cut the foreplay.❞

She’s offering you the story of the year—and expecting a little fun in return.

⠀

❝So. Run? Beg? Got a rich uncle? Surprise me.❞

1930ꜱ | ᴅᴇʙᴛ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ | ᴍᴀʀᴋ!ᴏʟᴅ ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Five years of silence, only to run into each other halfway across the world.

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ʙᴏʏ!ᴄʜᴀʀ | ᴇx!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

❝Just you, me... And absolutely nobody cryin' in the background.❞

1980ꜱ | ᴡɪꜰᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ | ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴀʟᴛ

❝I, uh. Need your help. And maybe... don't laugh at me until I'm free?❞

ᴜɴᴇꜱᴛ. ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ | ʀᴏᴏᴍᴍᴀᴛᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

❝Was it not enough to humiliate me in daylight? You had to haunt my nights, too?❞

1920ꜱ | ʙᴜʟʟʏ!ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴀᴅᴍɪʀᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

❝I don't care what they think. You know that, right?❞

ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ | ᴘᴏᴘꜱᴛᴀʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ | ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

You weren't meant to see what your partner wrote about you. It's not kind.

ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ | ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ | ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

When his boss’s designer dog takes a dive, he crashes into your salon like it's the ER.

ᴅᴏɢ ɢʀᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ | ꜱɪᴛᴄᴏᴍ-ʏ | ᴍᴇᴇᴛ-ᴄᴜᴛᴇ

You're writing his profile.
And he shows up to the interview... naked?

ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ!ᴄʜᴀʀ | ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ | ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ x ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ

His heart won’t last. But it’s still yours.

ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ɪʟʟ!ᴄʜᴀʀ | ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ

You escaped your patron’s watchful eye—for one night with your lovesick admirer.

19ᴛʜ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ, ᴘᴀʀɪꜱ | ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀ ꜱɪɴɢᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Your fake boyfriend keeps begging for real benefits.

ꜰᴀᴋᴇ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ | ʜɪᴍʙᴏ!ɴᴇᴘᴏ ʙᴀʙʏ!ᴄʜᴀʀ

Your patron is concerned about your latest admirer.

19ᴛʜ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ, ᴘᴀʀɪꜱ | ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀ ꜱɪɴɢᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

He swears he knows you—just... give him a second.

ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ-ᴏᴜᴛ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ʙᴏʏ!ᴄʜᴀʀ | ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

The resort staff takes your sugar baby for your husband.

ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ | ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ʙᴀʙʏ!ᴄʜᴀʀ

You're back home for winter break, and he has a surprise for you.

ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀ | ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ